Emmagency9's Analysis of Marketing Concepts

Date: 02-11-2011 9:48 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 2-11-2011 09:48 PM (13 years ago)
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For those yhu who are into marketing or yhu're in the category of those that are planning to go into marketing. Be sure to print out this page for reference and guidance in yhur journey of the world of marketing.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you
marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction
for entering new markets

Posted: at 2-11-2011 09:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- all_d_audible at 2-11-2011 09:54 PM (13 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 2-11-2011 09:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 2-11-2011 11:06 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy

emma u fit no. 6 Cheesy
Posted: at 2-11-2011 11:06 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-11-2011 06:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 3-11-2011 06:59 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grace_laspo at 3-11-2011 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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good one from you
Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 3-11-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 3-11-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 3-11-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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but sbrmx sha....nice 1
Posted: at 3-11-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 3-11-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one oooooh
Posted: at 3-11-2011 12:46 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 08:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-11-2011 08:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-11-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-11-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 4-11-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Emma this is good Tongue
Posted: at 4-11-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-11-2011 01:31 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-11-2011 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-11-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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good analysis bro  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-11-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-11-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 4-11-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 4-11-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 4-11-2011 11:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 5-11-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  3-11-2011 12:07 PM
joke of the month
Grin Grin see as my head dey swell oh. LOL
Quote from: Deffney on  2-11-2011 11:06 PM
Cheesy

emma u fit no. 6 Cheesy
na no 7 in the opposite sex nai fit yhu too. LOL

Quote from: all_d_audible on  2-11-2011 09:54 PM
good
Grin Grin

Quote from: giftmurphy on  3-11-2011 12:36 PM
but sbrmx sha....nice 1
Where yhu use see this one before? No let me wose yhu slap oh

Quote from: Omilim on  4-11-2011 11:54 AM
Emma this is good Tongue
I know already. LOL. thanks anyway

Quote from: Skypon2002 on  4-11-2011 05:48 PM
good analysis bro  Cheesy Cheesy
  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-11-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 5-11-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-11-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 6-11-2011 09:25 AM (13 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 6-11-2011 09:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abubakarzain at 6-11-2011 09:50 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 6-11-2011 09:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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