Kwame always come to school with black eye Teacher:- What's wrong? Kwame:- In ma house i share de same bed with ma parents. Every night my dad ask, kwame r u sleepin?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me Black eye"... Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad ask again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The folowing morning Kwame comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?... Kwame:- Dad asked me again, Kwame, are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a cat on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming n also asked... r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming.
Posted: at 10-11-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
babyleslie at 10-11-2011 12:48 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 10-11-2011 12:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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