PHONE FART!!!!!!

One day i was with this babe i was trying to ask out. we were sitting outside her father's flat on a wooden bench when I suddenly had this urge to fart, before I could think of what to do the fart was coming out. So i pressed my bum hard on the wooden bench so the art vibrated against the bench, it went "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!rrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. while this was going on I was looking the other side. suddenly the babe tapped me and said " Boy! your phone" I asked what was wrong with it, she said "it is vibrating in your pocket" I quickly reached for my phone and slide it up and dial a number and told her it was one of those flashers. then I dropped the phone on the bench and started talking to her. thank God the fart did not smell. few minutes later My phone rang and the vibration was not as heavy and as long as the first one. i picked it up and started talking while she gave me a KNOWING LOOK!!!!!! She found out the first one wasn't my phone definitely. I didn't care anyway, I just carried on.

Posted: at 14-01-2009 02:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Toks wetin happen? what is hhhmmm? could you type that in english? 'cos i no understand oh!

Posted: at 14-01-2009 03:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u r the perfect person we hav been looking for, to power our rocket to onyinyenaija' house...lolz

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Posted: at 14-01-2009 04:11 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

now my friend we no go fight again ooooo cos  this one way u put cute no be small ooooo...i fit ask something...

Posted: at 14-01-2009 05:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 15-01-2009 01:37 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

@poster u no dey shame say u dey fart where ur babe dey, if u come my house come fart i go pursue go back quick quick. 

Posted: at 15-01-2009 02:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

\onyinye, wetin for bring shame na? afterall i no plan the thing e just commot on its own. but maybe some other time i go run enter toilet make i go fart. no be so?

Posted: at 17-01-2009 06:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i wan ask say where u buy this ur shirttttt.....

Posted: at 17-01-2009 08:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Thank you Onyinye, I dont even know where D&G shop dey, if you know the address text am to me. Emma, I bought the shirt in Lagos here in a shop called WEAR IT ALL, they stock nice stuff, check it out someday.

Posted: at 18-01-2009 06:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 18-01-2009 09:29 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming