A woman is having sex with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high......Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment. So she tells the lover: "Do not move at all....I will resolve this situation!" In comes the husband: "who is this?" asked the husband Wife: "Oh sweetie...this is just a robot i bought to have sex with when u not around, so that I don't have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbors....I did it because you spend all the time traveling and u know that I...uh hm...have needs!!!"Husband: "Oh honey I understand perfectly well.....I believe you....ok let's do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I'm extremely horny now!!" Wife:"OH NO DARLING....yesterday I got my period....u better take a bath, I'll prepare u something to eat..."The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out......Husband " DAmn I'm so phyuking horny....I am going to phyuk this robot instead" He tries entering the robot from behind.....With a metallic and robotic voice the lover proclaims: "SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!........SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!" The husband says: "phyuk this crappy robot....I'm going to throw it out of the god-damn window!!!!"The lover realizes that he is 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims"SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!!! YOU MAY TRY D HOLE AGAIN......I REPEAT....TRY AGAIN!!!!
Posted: at 13-11-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 13-11-2011 06:34 PM (13 years ago) (m)
well..........
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 13-11-2011 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
nice1
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