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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 23-11-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago)  (m) One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"
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![-]( "Chiluvsky") Chiluvsky at 23-11-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 23-11-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 23-11-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) (m) Reply |
![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 23-11-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) (m) Old skool vol4
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 23-11-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 23-11-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) (f) 2OLD | Posted: at 23-11-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 23-11-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) (m) Old skool vol4
As old as you you are | Posted: at 23-11-2011 02:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 23-11-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago) (m) As old as you you are temper with mercy na my first yok 4 dis forum.  | Posted: at 23-11-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 23-11-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) (f) sb | Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 24-11-2011 02:58 PM (13 years ago) (m) U try
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 24-11-2011 02:58 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 24-11-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 24-11-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 24-11-2011 04:04 PM (13 years ago) (m) U try
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ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN BUT THE DOOR IS NOT YET OPEN WHAT SHALL I DO | Posted: at 24-11-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 24-11-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) (f) no mind them na belle people | Posted: at 24-11-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 24-11-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 24-11-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 24-11-2011 04:43 PM (13 years ago) (m) ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN BUT THE DOOR IS NOT YET OPEN WHAT SHALL I DO
Repent from your sins and iniquities | Posted: at 24-11-2011 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Osaxyest") Osaxyest at 24-11-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) (m) no mind them na belle people
tank you sweety  | Posted: at 24-11-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 24-11-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 24-11-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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