Seperating The Men From The Boiz (Page 18)

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The Kitchen:
Visiting your guy’s kitchen is one of the quickest and easiest ways to decide what you’re dealing with. Open the very first cupboard you can reach and if it’s filled with two minute noodles, he’s a boy.

If he owns a grater, a sieve, a garlic crusher or more than three different kinds of spices, then he’s a man (salt and pepper don’t count).

A collection of mismatched beer and shot glasses from every bar in town means he’s a boy. While matching plates, glasses and cutlery mean he’s a man, for sure. Potentially even a divorced man. Check out the crockery, if there’s any kind of floral pattern on any of his dishes there might be something he’s not telling you.

If you manage to check in the fridge that can be pretty telling too. Nothing in there but beer, butter and tomato sauce and you’ve got a boy on your hands. Not to be confused with a guy who has nothing but beer, butter and olives - he’s a man, guaranteed.