illitracy

an illiterate was travelling with his friend to his village 4 a burial wen a police officer stop them on d road, the police officer checked their particular and discover that their papers were not complete,
He decided to take them to d his station, to avoid that, they started begging the police officer, the illiterate man started begging with his friend by saying OFFICER PLS ENO GO BETA 4 U

Posted: at 24-11-2011 06:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Waitin be dis wan nah

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Posted: at 25-11-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

poster make i teach you how to write joke 08034646642

Posted: at 25-11-2011 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yeye

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Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

it's funny but I don't get it

Posted: at 27-11-2011 10:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Na wa

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Posted: at 29-11-2011 01:40 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

wahala

Posted: at 1-12-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

STRANGERS JUST CONNECTED ON BBM...CHATTING*

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl

Sweetgal:::: Hi Lover Boy!
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Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?

Sweetgal:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootyliscious and Delicious, in Port Harcourt and you?

Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, Port Harcourt.

Sweetgal:::: You're 52? OMG! Serious . Same age as my dad.

Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.

Sweetgal:::: Do you have a wife?

Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.

Sweetgal:::: Then why do you like young girls?

Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy and with fresh boobs and booty

Sweetgal:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.

Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.

Sweetgal:::: I think we should meet because you are in Port harcourt and I am also here.

Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new G-guard sexy girl?

Sweetgal:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.

Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend, going to school is very important.

Sweetgal:::: While still chatting let me continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BB, he will be mad at me.

Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.

Sweetgal:::: It's a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me

Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?

Sweetgal:::: Yes.

Charmer:::: Exactly where in Port Harcourt are you?

Sweetgal:::: Woji and you?

Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you???

Sweetgal:::: Dad, is that you???

Posted: at 2-12-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

  it doesn't make sense............... i don't understand

Posted: at 2-12-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac