u go fear this old mama

Date: 29-11-2011 3:55 pm (12 years ago) | Author: rakel nkeiru
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- at 29-11-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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An old woman who was partially ill was travelling to Lagos from Abeokuta. She was told by her son whom she visited  in Abeokuta to take her drugs when she gets to Sagamu on the journey.
She boarded a bus heading to Lagos, on the journey, she asked the driver to notify her when they get to Sagamu then she fell asleep inside the bus. The driver got to sagamu and forgot to wake the old woman and so did the other passengers. The bus passed Sagamu and was almost near Lagos when the old woman woke up. She asked if they haven't gotten to Sagamu but the Passengers and Driver exclaimed and said they have passed Sagamu and were almost near Lagos.
This old woman started weeping and asked the driver to take her back by all means before proceeding further on the journey. As an old woman, everybody pitied her condition and listen to her plight. They asked the driver to take them back to Sagamu again for the old woman's sake.
The driver made a U-turn back to Sagamu, when they got to Sagamu, the old woman dipped her hands into her handbag and brought out some drugs and bought satchet water, then she drank the drugs and breath  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊. She then thanked all the passengers in the bus and the driver. Then she said they can continue the journey now to Lagos, that she has done exactly as her son directed her. Everybody  in the bus was like ''WTF''. What can u do to this kind of situation if u were to be the driver or on an important business trip but out of pity u accepted a U-turn or an ordinary sojourner?

 

Posted: at 29-11-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 29-11-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahaha laff wan make me shout p..................b.........

Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- all_d_audible at 29-11-2011 04:32 PM (12 years ago)
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this is joke is thick...i like it, i dont want it to finish..give me small water...wow...with water its still sweet..more water pls cos i dont want this coke to finish....hahahahaha...nice one
Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 29-11-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago)
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i don sote, i know say na pb4
Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- all_d_audible at 29-11-2011 04:39 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm? pb4? :'( :'(
Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2011 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Chei yeye

Posted: at 29-11-2011 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 29-11-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 29-11-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 29-11-2011 06:34 PM (12 years ago)
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pb1000000000000000000000000
Posted: at 29-11-2011 06:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 29-11-2011 07:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Readb4
Posted: at 29-11-2011 07:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 30-11-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jeffrey4u on 29-11-2011 07:16 PM
Readb4


 try another line. showcase urs
Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Mercies at 30-11-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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LWKM
Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 30-11-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ak33m at 30-11-2011 09:37 PM (12 years ago)
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I saw this yoke when I was celebrating my 3rd kissmass and now
I have had 24 kissmass consecutively. if I had waited till 1/12/11, I would have been seein
this yeye yoke again at my 25thkissmass.
uche ogbuagu. said the yoke Wink
Posted: at 30-11-2011 09:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 1-12-2011 03:43 AM (12 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 1-12-2011 03:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- funsho85 at 1-12-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Laugh over it
Posted: at 1-12-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 1-12-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: funsho85 on  1-12-2011 09:53 AM
Laugh over it



 but u dont even v teeth  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-12-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 Angry

Posted: at 1-12-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-01-2012 04:41 PM (12 years ago)
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  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-01-2012 04:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 20-01-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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lollilizing
Posted: at 20-01-2012 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 20-01-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 20-01-2012 05:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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