60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls (Page 2)

Date: 29-11-2011 7:02 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Sandra Ivkovic
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- MissyBarbie at 30-11-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 30-11-2011 11:06 AM
yeah missy maybe abt divorce n' stuff Grin Grin

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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lolz  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 30-11-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Simon-Zeletus on 30-11-2011 08:07 AM
I we be back in full action get me my eye glass
dont 4get 2 get water too Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 30-11-2011 11:08 AM
dont 4get 2 get water too Grin Grin

wetin he wan use water do ?  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- eoadex2003 at 30-11-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice but no be all i read sha e too long.
Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ritaflex at 30-11-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Nice 1, bt its just too long . Try n make it shorter next time....
Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- 1daful at 30-11-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Who go read all this ones.

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 30-11-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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still reading

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 30-11-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago)
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well done !!

Posted: at 30-11-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jpfriski at 30-11-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Diz z gr8!it wl hlp me mek a LUVLY guy.
Posted: at 30-11-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ak33m at 30-11-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 30-11-2011 11:05 AM
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy yu sabi make noise Shocked Shocked

bebe wassup?
you sounded buggy buggy
was it something I said?
anyways! how dud you du?
the post is more like node of
wake up call to all the boys on NP
 Cheesy
Posted: at 30-11-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mimibaby_5 at 30-11-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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nice but sometimes i like to cook for everyone just to show off my skills  Smiley
Posted: at 30-11-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- freakyfranky at 30-11-2011 02:29 PM (12 years ago)
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after al dis wat next. they wil stil be girls....... neva satisfied!!!
Posted: at 30-11-2011 02:29 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 30-11-2011 02:49 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: mimibaby_5 on 30-11-2011 02:28 PM
nice but sometimes i like to cook for everyone just to show off my skills  Smiley

can u cook for me ?  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-11-2011 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- meliskka at 30-11-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago)
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great research poster
Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Evrarocks at 30-11-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Makin sense
Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Adikpe at 30-11-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Point 57 is not true, ladies could be so deceitful atimes, to completely accept when they say 'NO', I don't think I can do that.
Posted: at 30-11-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mediaexcell at 30-11-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: JackpotSHawty on 29-11-2011 07:02 PM
1.) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us




6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves

Cool MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else

9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)

10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls

11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl

12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves.

13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called

14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do.

15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?"

More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance.

16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.

17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it

18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...

19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.

20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist

21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how

22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much

23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON

24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration

25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever

26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it.

28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen.

29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else.

30) Girls love it when guys say their name

31) Girls love confidence

32) When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her

33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony

34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

35) Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

37) No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.

38) We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell you it is.

40) As far as you are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless you make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when you wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think you should wear that more often"

41) Whatever you do, don't just show up at our house unexpected or at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like you do. And no matter how much you would like to see that, we will likely never talk to you again

42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt.

43) We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious.

44) We enjoy being kissed by you in front of your friends. It makes us feel like you care a lot about us.

45) You don't have PMS; so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing

47) We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it

48) We love it when you make eye contact with us while we talk.

49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)

50) If you ask a girl out directly, more likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know you better and get to like you even more.

51) Most girls love it when guys ask them for advice.

52) Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself

53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond

54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. You don't have to hang on our every word or give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If you don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, or worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.

55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit you far more to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does

56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn,put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)

57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!

58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.

59)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now

60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.[/color]


61 after reading all these it would only make u more confused... u can quote me
Posted: at 30-11-2011 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sean123 at 30-11-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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its tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo longggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
cant waste my time
Posted: at 30-11-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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