Airman Jones

Date: 03-12-2011 12:37 pm (13 years ago) | Author: beautiful nice
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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.:

It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.:

Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.:

Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay ,000 to your beneficiaries.:

If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of ."

"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?":





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Posted: at 3-12-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 3-12-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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- santap at 3-12-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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- ANELEEVEREST at 3-12-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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- santap at 3-12-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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- queenrukky at 3-12-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 4-12-2011 10:09 AM (13 years ago)
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- Skypon2002 at 4-12-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-12-2011 02:25 PM
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- just2sexy at 5-12-2011 08:49 AM (13 years ago)
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- cashmir1 at 5-12-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago)
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- queenrukky at 5-12-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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- sexsyguy at 5-12-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-12-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 5-12-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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- Skypon2002 at 5-12-2011 09:45 PM (13 years ago)
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-12-2011 09:54 PM (13 years ago)
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