A taxi passenger

Date: 10-12-2011 7:25 pm (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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- at 10-12-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-12-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- duron at 10-12-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago)
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I GUESS UNA NEVER SEE THAT ONE BEFORE
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago)
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U TRY
Posted: at 10-12-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 11-12-2011 12:51 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DRraze at 13-12-2011 06:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-12-2011 06:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-12-2011 08:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 13-12-2011 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago)
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e no know
Posted: at 13-12-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 13-12-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 13-12-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ANELEEVEREST at 13-12-2011 04:01 PM (12 years ago)
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see ur big EYEs
Posted: at 13-12-2011 04:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 13-12-2011 04:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ANELEEVEREST on 13-12-2011 04:01 PM
see ur big EYEs




mumu
Posted: at 13-12-2011 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- duron at 15-12-2011 01:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 13-12-2011 03:20 PM
poster poster poster
how many times i call you?

ONE TIMESS LOL
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago)
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look well well
Posted: at 15-12-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 15-12-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 06:11 PM (12 years ago)
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WETIN U DEY LOOK FOR RAM KALLY
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 12:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Yes nah
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