WHERE IS JESUS

Date: 10-12-2011 7:50 pm (13 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 10-12-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago)
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One day in Sunday school, the teacher was talking about Jesus is to the kids, "Bobby, where is Jesus?" asked the teacher. "Jesus is in heaven." replied Bobby. "Very good!", said the teacher. The teacher then asked a little girl," Where is Jesus, Emily?". Emily said innocently, "Jesus is in my heart!". The teacher beamed at little Emily and said, "How very sweet!!!". The teacher now asked Timmy, "Timmy, where is Jesus?". "Jesus is in my bathroom." he said assuredly. "Please elaborate, Timmy.", the teacher said. Timmy then replied, "Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells. Jesus Christ, are you still in there!!!"

Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago)
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ohhhhhh,wetin i do u na,na only my jokes u go copy?
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 01:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 10-12-2011 07:54 PM
ohhhhhh,wetin i do u na,na only my jokes u go copy?

MY FRIEND SHARAP

YOU AS A WOMAN NA POSTED B4 HAHAHAHAHA
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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who b this na
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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rakelly, WHO BE WHO? U BLIND?
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 15-12-2011 01:47 PM
who b this na
na duron the new yeye master
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 15-12-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 15-12-2011 02:10 PM
na duron the new yeye master

EWU OFIA
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: duron on 15-12-2011 02:17 PM
EWU OFIA
  monkey furu efu
Posted: at 15-12-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rayOFsunshine at 15-12-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 03:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 15-12-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: duron on 15-12-2011 01:10 PM
MY FRIEND SHARAP

YOU AS A WOMAN NA POSTED B4 HAHAHAHAHA

 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 15-12-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago)
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bunch of monkeys
Posted: at 16-12-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 16-12-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago)
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AND THIS IS A JOKE Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-12-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-12-2011 06:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 17-12-2011 06:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 17-12-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad
Posted: at 17-12-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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