Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth.”

Date: 15-12-2011 1:31 pm (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 15-12-2011 01:31 PM (12 years ago)
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A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his A*#S, and she’s reaming away with a vengeance.

The cop says, “What the hell is going on here?”

The girl says, “This is my date. When I told him I wouldn’t spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he’s too drunk to drive me home, so I’m trying to sober him up by making him puke.”

The cop says, “That’s not gonna make him puke.”

She says, “Yeah? Wait till I switch this finger to his mouth.”

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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 01:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'(
Posted: at 15-12-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 15-12-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Undecided Undecided
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago)
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TIS ONE IS ANODA LEVEL...ERORR,D VACCINE COULDNT WORK ON HIM
Posted: at 15-12-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-12-2011 05:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
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- Beacky at 15-12-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink
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- duron at 15-12-2011 06:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 15-12-2011 04:56 PM
TIS ONE IS ANODA LEVEL...ERORR,D VACCINE COULDNT WORK ON HIM

GIRL WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT?
Posted: at 15-12-2011 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 12:19 AM (12 years ago)
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She say medicine for ur yeyeyism no work for ur body yeye boi
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- kuteprince15 at 16-12-2011 09:02 AM (12 years ago)
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shor blacky dwarf yeye goatish poster, yeye blacky boy,
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 09:06 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh
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- thumble at 16-12-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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- rakelly at 16-12-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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