Bathroom

Date: 16-12-2011 4:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: precious44
- at 16-12-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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An accountant, a lawyer, and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands and all the way up to his elbows. He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan, and they taught us to be clean."
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of Colorado, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from the University of Nebraska, and they taught us not to pee on our hands.

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Posted: at 16-12-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- rakelly at 16-12-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-12-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mexiboku at 16-12-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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mumu poster,wetin come de funny here now
Posted: at 16-12-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- solid_solid at 16-12-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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!@#$%^&_+
Posted: at 16-12-2011 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 16-12-2011 05:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-12-2011 05:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 16-12-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago)
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see me see wahala Angry Angry
Posted: at 16-12-2011 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-12-2011 06:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 17-12-2011 06:40 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 17-12-2011 07:25 AM (13 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 17-12-2011 07:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- precious44 at 17-12-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mexiboku on 16-12-2011 05:02 PM
mumu poster,wetin come de funny here now



at the look of ur face it shows that u r a mugu
Posted: at 17-12-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 17-12-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
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- ANELEEVEREST at 17-12-2011 08:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2011 08:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-12-2011 12:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Na waooo
Posted: at 18-12-2011 12:30 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 18-12-2011 01:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Make I reach market
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Ok
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OK
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Smilin
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