WHAT IS INSIDE THE COFFIN

A family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister.  The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother’s face was practically touching the glass cover.   When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother’s chest, which read: Dearest brothers and sisters, I am sending you our mother’s remains for burial in  Monrovia ; sorry I couldn’t come along as the expenses were so high.  You will find inside the coffin, under mama’s body, 12 cans of Libby’s corned beef and 12 cans of luncheon meat.  Just divide it amongst yourselves.  On mama’s feet is a brand new pair of Reeboks (size for junior.  There are four pairs of Reeboks under mama’s head for John sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts.  One is for Omo, Roy and the rest are for my nephews.  Mama is also wearing one dozen wonder bras (your favorite) just divide them among yourselves.  The 2 dozens Victoria Secret Panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins. Mama is also wearing 8 Dockers pants, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys.  The Swiss watch you asked for is on mama’s left wrist, please get it.  Aunty Ronke, mama is wearing what you asked for:  earrings, ring and necklace.  Please take them.  Also the 6 pairs of stockings that mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there.  I hope they like the color. Your loving sister, Nene. PS. Please take care of finding a dress for mama for her burial.

 


 

 

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2nd Position

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THE WINNER IS.....................

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Posted: at 20-01-2009 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

posted by me not rezi

Posted: at 20-01-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Pls, try

Posted: at 20-01-2009 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

whether na you abi na me first post am, the bottom line be say dem don post am before. why u kon dey drag na?

Posted: at 20-01-2009 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hahaaaaaa,no excess lugage

Posted: at 14-07-2011 08:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 15-07-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4pb4

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Posted: at 15-07-2011 07:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero