rakelly at 20-12-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) (f)
What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own, Toothbrush ! What were you thinking, you pervert?
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Posted: at 20-12-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
zeigbo at 20-12-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hahahaha i think na skypon thing
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-12-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Monsol at 20-12-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hahahaha i think na skypon thing
Hehehehehehehehhhe
Na wetin i been think too. until she cme tell us the answer.
Posted: at 20-12-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply zeigbo at 20-12-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hoihoihoihoi
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply rakelly at 20-12-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) (f)
bad boys
yeye pikins
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 20-12-2011 01:13 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Huh
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply rakelly at 20-12-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) (f)
hnh
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Monsol at 20-12-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
bad boys
yeye pikins
I dey slap person oh
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hehehehehehehehhhe Na wetin i been think too. until she cme tell us the answer.
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Hahahaha i think na skypon thing
no be me ooooo
she don divorce me :'( :'(
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply rakelly at 20-12-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) (f)
no mind those children
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-12-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply rakelly at 20-12-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 20-12-2011 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-12-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply rakelly at 20-12-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 20-12-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Omilim at 20-12-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) (f)
nice one poster
Posted: at 20-12-2011 03:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 20-12-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 20-12-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Monsol at 20-12-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Adult Pikin.
Na omilim u dey kiss now?
She go pour u hot water for mouth now.
Posted: at 20-12-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) (m)
nice one poster
u come?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-12-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 20-12-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ashawo
na ur wife?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 20-12-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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