THE MAN FROM PRISON

Date: 20-01-2009 11:16 am (15 years ago) | Author: Maggie Thomas
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- at 20-01-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy
is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy
him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!!



Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 20-01-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL. very funny
Posted: at 20-01-2009 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-01-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Newbie, i'll assume u don't know

dat



this stuff has been posted 4 more than 300 tymes

Posted: at 20-01-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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she no no na.....anyway make i tell u we...get  joke detector here so...plz becareful...if u like post the one of 1980 we go detect am....Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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toks na only 300 times? i been think say e don reach like 30000 times?
magomn, take time!!!
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago)
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i don tell am..we hv them alot here
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- magomn at 20-01-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ok oh. but at least give me medal
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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which kin medal be that... say u post the thing way them  don post b4 more than watin razi call am self...?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- magomn at 20-01-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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at least just rubber medal
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 20-01-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago)
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little finger up 4 u babe
Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:01 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- baloo at 20-01-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 21-01-2009 01:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 20-01-2009 03:18 PM
Newbie, i'll assume u don't know

dat



this stuff has been posted 4 more than 300 tymes
Toks, you try oh!!! you be Ogbologbo, No, Agbalagbi to ju Agbalagba lo, you fit give this babe paper medal, consider say she come all the way from China, E easy?Huh?
Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-01-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago)
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u just they bring different style here...watin be this again....u be native doctor....Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- magomn at 21-01-2009 04:57 AM (15 years ago)
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ask am again oh
Posted: at 21-01-2009 04:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jettyb at 21-01-2009 08:26 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 21-01-2009 08:26 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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magomn, no be only medal na ladem you go get
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 21-01-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Hey! This is quite funny. I haven't seen this before and i'm sure i'm not the only one but shine your eyes next time before you post because according to Emmanuel4christ, there are lots of jokes detectors here. Excluding me though.
Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chairlady at 21-01-2009 07:09 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-01-2009 07:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xclamation at 22-01-2009 02:30 AM (15 years ago)
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lol lol funny
Posted: at 22-01-2009 02:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 22-01-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 21-01-2009 02:09 AM
u just they bring different style here...watin be this again....u be native doctor....Grin
Emma you don find me reach here again!!!!! I no be native doctor, I be traditional Doctor! Lol!!!!!
Posted: at 22-01-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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