HOSPITAL TEST

Date: 20-01-2009 7:53 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Maggie Thomas
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- at 20-01-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago)
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blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago)
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the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- magomn at 20-01-2009 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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me sef, i dey wonder..............
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 20-01-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: magomn on 20-01-2009 08:21 PM
me sef, i dey wonder..............

 do wat?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 21-01-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 08:19 PM
the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
Emma why u no wan finish your sentence? anyway, u have to go and get this babe her medal oh .anywhere u go find am go. collect t.fare from rezi or toks
Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-01-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 21-01-2009 01:48 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 08:19 PM
the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
Emma why u no wan finish your sentence? anyway, u have to go and get this babe her medal oh .anywhere u go find am go. collect t.fare from rezi or toks

no be me alone sh dey talk....she dey use collective words..na...or another thing they ur mind...talk ammm...lol Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 21-01-2009 01:48 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 08:19 PM
the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
Emma why u no wan finish your sentence? anyway, u have to go and get this babe her medal oh .anywhere u go find am go. collect t.fare from rezi or toks
wetindo your own money? na me wan take trade your market? she no dey use yuor money for tfare?
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 21-01-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm LOL funny
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- purrtaebll at 21-01-2009 06:37 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL....d boy fear say make dem no cut im johnthomas even @ his age!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 21-01-2009 06:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 21-01-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 21-01-2009 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Funnie
Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 28-01-2009 11:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 21-01-2009 12:32 PM

Quote from: degreatest2 on 21-01-2009 01:48 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 08:19 PM
the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
Emma why u no wan finish your sentence? anyway, u have to go and get this babe her medal oh .anywhere u go find am go. collect t.fare from rezi or toks
wetindo your own money? na me wan take trade your market? she no dey use yuor money for tfare?
nuthing my money oh! i no just get! me i never start my pharmacy now!!
Posted: at 28-01-2009 11:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 28-01-2009 11:30 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 21-01-2009 12:32 PM

Quote from: degreatest2 on 21-01-2009 01:48 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 08:19 PM
the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
Emma why u no wan finish your sentence? anyway, u have to go and get this babe her medal oh .anywhere u go find am go. collect t.fare from rezi or toks
wetindo your own money? na me wan take trade your market? she no dey use yuor money for tfare?
nuthing my money oh! i no just get! me i never start my pharmacy now!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 29-01-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago)
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emma , yu don wake? welcome. i hope yu greet them for me?
Posted: at 29-01-2009 04:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 04:35 PM
emma , yu don wake? welcome. i hope yu greet them for me?


i know sleep at all...i just they pity greatest..
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 29-01-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: magomn on 20-01-2009 07:53 PM
blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !



Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
the poor child dey fear make them no go cut em pissing tin
Posted: at 29-01-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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lolololololol...
Posted: at 23-05-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- favourtee at 25-05-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-01-2009 08:19 PM
the boy they fear now make them..no.....?
finish am!
Posted: at 25-05-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 2-06-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 2-06-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 2-06-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 2-06-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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