Lecturer!!

Date: 02-01-2012 5:23 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Stanley Theo
- at 2-01-2012 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Student.... Sir,Happy new year.

Lecturer...wat is gud abt dis year?

Student..at least we made it to new year.

Lecturer..but Gudluck is tryin 2 make us prefer last yr dan new year.

Student..Ok sir,but dats not wat i'm here 4.

Lecturer.. Wat r u here 4?

Student...plz sir,i dont like my performance in ua coarse,it's too poor!!

Lecturer...well,it appears dat ua not serious in ua studies.

Student...sir,i will appreciate if u will help me upgrade it 2 "A"

Lecturer...no problem,but can u afford d price 4 "A"?

Student...Anytin sir.

Lecturer...it will cost u 25liters of fuel.

Student...suooh! Dats 2much sir,plz come down a little bit.

Lecturer....ok,hw many liters can u afford?

Student... 5liters sir.

Lecturer...e be lyk say ua not serious 4 A abi? Now leave my office,wen ua ready,come bk wit 20 or 18liters minimum.

Student... Sir..sir.. Sir..plzz i will..

Lecturer.. I've spoken,any other tin u want 2 say,locate d press and tell it 2 jonathan!  Grin

Posted: at 2-01-2012 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- rakelly at 3-01-2012 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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yes thank God for my leg subsidy
Posted: at 3-01-2012 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 3-01-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2012 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 5-01-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-01-2012 01:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 5-01-2012 01:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-01-2012 01:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 5-01-2012 02:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-01-2012 02:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 5-01-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 5-01-2012 05:40 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-01-2012 06:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Una no well oh
Posted: at 5-01-2012 06:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- allyjboi at 5-01-2012 07:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Lwkmd...
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- queenrukky at 5-01-2012 09:04 PM (12 years ago)
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a gud way of telling us d news
Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-01-2012 08:32 AM (12 years ago)
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this one too na joke? Angry Angry
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