A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Surprised, she asked. "How can you tell which is male and which is female?" He responded, "3 were on a beer bottle, and 2 were on the phone"
Posted: at 22-01-2009 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 22-01-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point..
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am
lol.....u know say they just resume....
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am
but wait first..greatest....u go like beer...as i they look u....no lie talk true.?
Posted: at 23-01-2009 06:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 23-01-2009 07:33 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-01-2009 06:03 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 22-01-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 22-01-2009 05:15 PM
speak english bro, i no get ya point..
You dey mess up oh! wetin dey worry you? u no dey understand something? ok copy am to translation.com and choose Hebrew to English, because na Hebrew i take write am
but wait first..greatest....u go like beer...as i they look u....no lie talk true.?
Oh boy! if you never know say i dey drown shine shine Bobo!!!! you are still sitting on a loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnngggggg thin!!!!!
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 26-01-2009 07:41 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
dgreat... nice one
oyin....no tell me say...
Emma wetin you wan talk?? talk am make I hear na? are u suddenly jealous of me? i bow for you oh!!!! take your time seriously before i send my terminator cat to your door, meanwhile Onyin, Wa wa aright!!!!!
Posted: at 26-01-2009 07:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
dgreat... nice one
oyin....no tell me say...
Emma wetin you wan talk?? talk am make I hear na? are u suddenly jealous of me? i bow for you oh!!!! take your time seriously before i send my terminator cat to your door, meanwhile Onyin, Wa wa aright!!!!!
jealous ke....make u con send that cat way they vex con my side..lol..u no see as the cat they react...lol..hhhaaa i no vex oooooo i beg.....
Posted: at 26-01-2009 08:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
degreatest2 at 27-01-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-01-2009 08:16 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 26-01-2009 07:41 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-01-2009 06:43 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 25-01-2009 09:21 AM
dgreat... nice one
oyin....no tell me say...
Emma wetin you wan talk?? talk am make I hear na? are u suddenly jealous of me? i bow for you oh!!!! take your time seriously before i send my terminator cat to your door, meanwhile Onyin, Wa wa aright!!!!!
this cat no dey react oh! him dey provoke and invoke !!!!! who born devil???
jealous ke....make u con send that cat way they vex con my side..lol..u no see as the cat they react...lol..hhhaaa i no vex oooooo i beg.....
Posted: at 27-01-2009 10:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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