Jonathan thinks he is smart

AN aircraft developed problem mid air, with 5
passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said I'm Lionel Messi, the best
footballer in the world; u can't afford to lose me at
all. So he took the 1st pack and jumped. The 2nd
passenger said, my name is Aliko Dangote, one of the richest men in d world. The world would go
in2 recession if I die. He took the 2nd pack and
jumped. The 3rd passenger, Goodluck, said I'm d
president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the
most powerful man in theCountry! In fact I have
great responsibility & Am the cleverest president in Nigeria's history. I am indispensable as Nigerians
need me 2 successfully implement fuel subsidy
removal, stop Boko Haram, end NEPA blackout, stop
ASUU strike, resurrect the education sector, & many
other issues. Am too clever abeg! He grabbed the
pack next to him & jumped out of the plane The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an
8 year-old school girl, I'm old and don't have long
to live.As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to
the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left
4 u. Nigeria's cleverest president has taken my school bag.

Posted: at 5-01-2012 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

  MUMU PRESIDENT

Posted: at 5-01-2012 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Nice one....kudo  ?  u....

Posted: at 5-01-2012 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

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Posted: at 5-01-2012 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Yes Jonathan proved that he is smart, he seduced our sympathy   during his election campaingn that when he was young he has no shoe and bag, and also promised all Nigerians fresh air. Finally he won, of course JEG is smart in Nigerian content.

Posted: at 5-01-2012 10:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

re branded pb4

Posted: at 5-01-2012 10:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make i go tell am

Posted: at 6-01-2012 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

u follow oooooooooo

Posted: at 6-01-2012 10:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

taaaah! i no follow 

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Posted: at 6-01-2012 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

bushman sense lol........

Posted: at 6-01-2012 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming