The Eternal Optimist

Date: 23-01-2009 3:47 pm (12 years ago) | Author: jerry ogbeta
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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''if it happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

Posted: at 23-01-2009 03:47 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 03:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-01-2009 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 23-01-2009 04:31 PM (12 years ago)
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good one, joe was sleeping with garry's wlfe...ha .. ha.. ha... Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 04:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jannee at 23-01-2009 04:33 PM (12 years ago)
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So wats is funny
Posted: at 23-01-2009 04:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 23-01-2009 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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joe had unknowingly expose himself that he dey sleep with gary wifey, .....
Posted: at 23-01-2009 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 05:01 PM (12 years ago)
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kido...u don turn interpreter abi...if na man ask u that u know go annswer ooooo...Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 05:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 23-01-2009 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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no blame me na... my mama tell me say make i dey get soft spot for the women folk. just following advice like an obedient son... Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-01-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jerry156 on 23-01-2009 03:47 PM
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''

And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''

Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''

Joe says, ''if it happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''

cool

Posted: at 23-01-2009 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 24-01-2009 09:25 PM (12 years ago)
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emma na you get the joke? e be like say you even know the part 2 pass the author sef
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-01-2009 09:29 PM (12 years ago)
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me ke....?
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 01:13 AM (12 years ago)
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 Wink

lolz

Posted: at 25-01-2009 01:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 25-01-2009 04:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-01-2009 09:29 PM
me ke....?
sorry na kido i been wan talk b4
Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 05:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 25-01-2009 04:45 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-01-2009 09:29 PM
me ke....?
sorry na kido i been wan talk b4

kido..?.... Wink Wink
Posted: at 25-01-2009 05:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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