A Dinner Conversation

Date: 25-01-2009 12:22 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 25-01-2009 12:22 PM (16 years ago)
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUBBIE: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUBBIE: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUBBIE: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUBBIE: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUBBIE: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUBBIE: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUBBIE: "UH-OH."
 Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 25-01-2009 12:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 25-01-2009 03:19 PM (16 years ago)
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the guy don make plans down b4 na Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2009 03:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 07:40 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin....if possible self the guy fit giv the wife poison chop..
Posted: at 25-01-2009 07:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 10:40 PM (16 years ago)
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  Sad
Posted: at 25-01-2009 10:40 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-01-2009 11:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 10:40 PM
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watin happen na..?
Posted: at 25-01-2009 11:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 11:16 PM (16 years ago)
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emma

this joke is boring

n e wayz h'w far??
Posted: at 25-01-2009 11:16 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 26-01-2009 09:27 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 11:16 PM
emma

this joke is boring

n e wayz h'w far??

for u toks every joke is either  boring, posted b4, not funnie,  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed,  Sad Sad,  Cool Cool, wetin u dey eat b4 u come here wen make things no dey sweet u?
Posted: at 26-01-2009 09:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 26-01-2009 12:39 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 26-01-2009 09:27 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 11:16 PM
emma

this joke is boring

n e wayz h'w far??

for u toks every joke is either  boring, posted b4, not funnie,  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed,  Sad Sad,  Cool Cool, wetin u dey eat b4 u come here wen make things no dey sweet u?
KOLANUT
Posted: at 26-01-2009 12:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 26-01-2009 01:04 PM (16 years ago)
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the man don dey go out with lefty woman,,, ah... men change una ways o. thank God i no be man! Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 01:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 26-01-2009 05:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 26-01-2009 09:27 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 11:16 PM
emma

this joke is boring

n e wayz h'w far??

for u toks every joke is either  boring, posted b4, not funnie,  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed,  Sad Sad,  Cool Cool, wetin u dey eat b4 u come here wen make things no dey sweet u?


 Grin Grin Grin Grin oyin...na whaoooo...watin toks do u now..lol...in dey talk in mind..na..hhhhaaabaaaa Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2009 05:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 06:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 26-01-2009 05:05 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 26-01-2009 09:27 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 25-01-2009 11:16 PM
emma

this joke is boring

n e wayz h'w far??

for u toks every joke is either  boring, posted b4, not funnie,  Lips Sealed Lips Sealed,  Sad Sad,  Cool Cool, wetin u dey eat b4 u come here wen make things no dey sweet u?


 Grin Grin Grin Grin oyin...na whaoooo...watin toks do u now..lol...in dey talk in mind..na..hhhhaaabaaaa Grin Grin

Toks wahala too much... na true...she talk Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 31-01-2009 06:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 3-02-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 26-01-2009 01:04 PM
the man don dey go out with lefty woman,,, ah... men change una ways o. thank God i no be man! Grin

Men too sharp... why you wan change your XXX Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-02-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-02-2009 01:27 PM (16 years ago)
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so kido u no be man ??...hmm! na u take ur mouth talk am cuz we go chek ya troza if na true...oh
Posted: at 3-02-2009 01:27 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 3-02-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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WHO GO CHECK AM OUT OF ALL THE CHICKS WAY THEY HERE..Grin
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 3-02-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago)
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na everything wey wear trouser na im be man? the person don say im no be man una wan force am.
kido na bomboy
Posted: at 3-02-2009 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 10:18 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  3-02-2009 05:55 PM
na everything wey wear trouser na im be man? the person don say im no be man una wan force am.
kido na bomboy

Rezi you too funnie... which one kon be bomboy...? Anyway, we all go garther check the trouser of Kido to reeally confirm wether na bomboy or not. Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 4-02-2009 07:21 PM (16 years ago)
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how many of una
Posted: at 4-02-2009 07:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 5-02-2009 07:53 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 07:21 PM
how many of una

All the ladies... abi you wan follow confirm? Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2009 07:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 5-02-2009 07:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 26-01-2009 01:04 PM
the man don dey go out with lefty woman,,, ah... men change una ways o. thank God i no be man! Grin
thank God say u don confes,n i hope say emma go 4lo join 2?
Posted: at 5-02-2009 07:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 5-02-2009 06:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  5-02-2009 07:53 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  4-02-2009 07:21 PM
how many of una

All the ladies... abi you wan follow confirm? Cheesy Grin

watin concern me 4 their na abi woman..na woman affiars be that one oooo Grin
Posted: at 5-02-2009 06:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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