Alligator shoes

Date: 25-01-2009 9:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
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A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
 

Posted: at 25-01-2009 09:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 25-01-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 25-01-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 26-01-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 26-01-2009 12:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 27-01-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago)
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alligator dey wear shoes?... Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-01-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 27-01-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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mixed feeling Huh? Smiley Huh?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 27-01-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 26-01-2009 12:44 PM
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wetin dey do the forum???
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 27-01-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago)
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ask am o... Angry
Posted: at 27-01-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-01-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 27-01-2009 03:48 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 26-01-2009 12:44 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm. na wah for this forum ohhhhhhhh Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided Undecided Undecided Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


wetin dey do the forum???

u no know say somethings they happen 4 this forum way all of us no see ..?
Posted: at 27-01-2009 09:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 29-01-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-01-2009 09:06 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 27-01-2009 03:48 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 26-01-2009 12:44 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm. na wah for this forum ohhhhhhhh Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided Undecided Undecided Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


wetin dey do the forum???

u no know say somethings they happen 4 this forum way all of us no see ..?



tell the house na? wetin dey happen for dis forum?
Posted: at 29-01-2009 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 29-01-2009 08:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 29-01-2009 11:34 AM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-01-2009 09:06 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 27-01-2009 03:48 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 26-01-2009 12:44 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm. na wah for this forum ohhhhhhhh Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Undecided Undecided Undecided Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed


wetin dey do the forum???

u no know say somethings they happen 4 this forum way all of us no see ..?



tell the house na? wetin dey happen for dis forum?

na only raziii no am na...
Posted: at 29-01-2009 08:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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