U need to clear ur nose 1st

Date: 26-01-2012 5:53 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Bakare Rasheed
- at 26-01-2012 05:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

 Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

 The Doctor nods, "Hmm." covering hios nose with his palm

 Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
 "Hmmmmm!?," says the Doctor,

 He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

 The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

 "No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your nose.

Posted: at 26-01-2012 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 26-01-2012 06:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm
Posted: at 26-01-2012 06:13 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 26-01-2012 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 26-01-2012 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 26-01-2012 06:30 PM (13 years ago)
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dis 1 all ur jokes today is full of farts,i hope we are safe
Posted: at 26-01-2012 06:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Wink Sad Cheesy
Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 27-01-2012 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-01-2012 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 04:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Kk
Posted: at 27-01-2012 04:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Green teeth
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- rakelly at 27-01-2012 04:58 PM (13 years ago)
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yellow pant
Posted: at 27-01-2012 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 05:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Small head
Posted: at 27-01-2012 05:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mimibaby_5 at 28-01-2012 09:20 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2012 09:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-01-2012 11:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-01-2012 11:44 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-01-2012 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-01-2012 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-01-2012 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 07:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 28-01-2012 07:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2012 06:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 29-01-2012 06:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 30-01-2012 03:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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