Top 15 signs to know God is punishing you LOL

Date: 27-01-2012 9:29 am (13 years ago) | Author: kelvin benson majolagbe
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- at 27-01-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago)
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15 if you have worked in a company for 10 years without promotion
14 when you fail math and english in waec
13 If a Goat segxwally excites you
12 if your car spends more time at †ђξ mechanic than †ђξ roal
11 If you are an arsenal Fan
10 when you are posted to kano for NYSC
9 you are a hidden xtian in †ђξ mist of boko aram and you phone starts ringing LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYA
8 when u mistake a super glue for creme during Masturbation
7 Even after photoshopping you still look damn ugly
6 when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service .
5 if you are 30 and you still live in your parents house
4 when u rape a military man's only child.
3 when a Rat eat your name out of all your original documents
2 when your only child join †ђξ Nigerian police force
1when you get stucked in an elevator with a boko aram suicide bomber. Lol

Oya add your own jare

Posted: at 27-01-2012 09:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 09:32 AM (13 years ago)
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At 20 u still cant pronounce †ђξ letter R correctly
Posted: at 27-01-2012 09:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 27-01-2012 09:37 AM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-01-2012 09:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 10:22 AM (13 years ago)
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When aunty patience speaks better English than you
Posted: at 27-01-2012 10:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solution50 at 27-01-2012 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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16.when you dress like an hausa man and declare ur self boko member in the midst of soldiers.
Posted: at 27-01-2012 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Solution u abi
Posted: at 27-01-2012 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femabim200 at 27-01-2012 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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When you tell ur spouse ur r at work, and he is behind u calling u to c if u'll lie
Posted: at 27-01-2012 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mexiboku at 27-01-2012 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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when ur launch is always coster biscuit & zobo
Posted: at 27-01-2012 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 27-01-2012 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
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When u take dis tread to game forum
Posted: at 27-01-2012 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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@sengbò
But i fixed ȋ̝̊T̶̲̥̅̊ in joke forum
Posted: at 27-01-2012 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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@sengbò
But i fixed ȋ̝̊T̶̲̥̅̊ in joke forum
Posted: at 27-01-2012 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- verah at 27-01-2012 01:36 PM (13 years ago)
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when u are still begging at ur old age
Posted: at 27-01-2012 01:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 27-01-2012 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jublow at 27-01-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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wen una no get work 4 here
Posted: at 27-01-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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jublow i no blame you  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 27-01-2012 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- truenaija2 at 27-01-2012 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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this poster u too much, i want laugh  die lol Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin, i give u yansch joo , i mean take five Cool
Posted: at 27-01-2012 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kelvin_babyboy at 27-01-2012 11:23 PM (13 years ago)
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As you be female So. I colleCT †ђξ ass snap snap
Posted: at 27-01-2012 11:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-01-2012 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 28-01-2012 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kelvin_babyboy on 27-01-2012 06:08 PM
jublow i no blame you  Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
hahaha kelvin who u wnt blame na?
Posted: at 28-01-2012 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 28-01-2012 07:07 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-01-2012 07:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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