Abuja - Following the expected loss of AU chairmanship to Boni Yayi of Benin Republic, President Goodluck Ebeble Jonathan’s administration today threatened to breakaway from Africa and form an independent continent of Nigeria.
In a terse press release signed by Mr. Reuben Abati, Nigeria stated:
"Since Africa does not consider our President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan good enough for the Chairmanship of the African Union, then Africa does not deserve our presence on the Continent."
Following the statement, Africa's most populous nation has given the AU an ultimatum of 1 week to regroup and crown GEJ the head of the prestigious union otherwise there shall be consequences.
The press release also advised the advisory body of AU not to bother trying to contact GEJ on the matter as it is non-negotiable. The document pointed out that the Nigerian president is currently too busy negotiating with more important personalities like Boko Haram who the AU should not force him to exile to their countries.
Meanwhile, ministers, cabals, and members of parliament are believed to have secretly convened to decide how Nigeria’s breaking away from Africa should be organized to ensure that the Igbos and other Southerners do not use the opportunity to slip away into the Atlantic with their oil and also form their own continent.
Posted: at 4-02-2012 09:37 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
kingmuhud at 4-02-2012 09:38 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Abuja - Following the expected loss of AU chairmanship to Boni Yayi of Benin Republic, President Goodluck Ebeble Jonathan’s administration today threatened to breakaway from Africa and form an independent continent of Nigeria.
In a terse press release signed by Mr. Reuben Abati, Nigeria stated:
"Since Africa does not consider our President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan good enough for the Chairmanship of the African Union, then Africa does not deserve our presence on the Continent."
Following the statement, Africa's most populous nation has given the AU an ultimatum of 1 week to regroup and crown GEJ the head of the prestigious union otherwise there shall be consequences.
The press release also advised the advisory body of AU not to bother trying to contact GEJ on the matter as it is non-negotiable. The document pointed out that the Nigerian president is currently too busy negotiating with more important personalities like Boko Haram who the AU should not force him to exile to their countries.
Meanwhile, ministers, cabals, and members of parliament are believed to have secretly convened to decide how Nigeria’s breaking away from Africa should be organized to ensure that the Igbos and other Southerners do not use the opportunity to slip away into the Atlantic with their oil and also form their own continent.
Posted: at 4-02-2012 09:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
kush_360 at 10-02-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago) (m)
GEJ dumb reach this level lmao... damn my GEJ is ignorant of international politics well i dont blame him I blame Nigerians for this nonsense the man should be in zoo monitoring animals not presidents
Posted: at 10-02-2012 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
edobaking at 10-02-2012 07:57 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kush_360 on 10-02-2012 04:24 PM
GEJ dumb reach this level lmao... damn my GEJ is ignorant of international politics well i dont blame him I blame Nigerians for this nonsense the man should be in zoo monitoring animals not presidents
mutalab aka animy of america leave our president alone...
Posted: at 10-02-2012 07:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
kush_360 at 11-02-2012 10:26 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: edobaking on 10-02-2012 07:57 PM
mutalab aka animy of america leave our president alone...
ode na me you dey call mutalab may God punish that your stupid finger wey you dey take type nonsense.. If your president is dumb does that mean you be dumb
Posted: at 11-02-2012 10:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
another way to breakaway nigeria into 2 or 3 since they try ethnic war religious war and boko haram it fail them, how on earth will gej expect to be crown au chairperson when it cannot even govern nigeria...i smell rat the westerners should leave gej nigeria and africa alone,we need strong pan african leader for au that will take africa forward unite all africa as one nation one army and put africa interest first before foreign invaders,IMF UN EU AMERICA ISLREAL cannot help us more than 60 yrs ago only africans can help africa...peace.
Posted: at 11-02-2012 10:32 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
edobaking at 13-02-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kush_360 on 11-02-2012 10:26 AM
ode na me you dey call mutalab may God punish that your stupid finger wey you dey take type nonsense.. If your president is dumb does that mean you be dumb
mutalab u are very stupid to open ur usless stinking mouth to talk me that way, look ur self in the mirror and tell me u are not mutalab, i dont blame u, i blame america who gave u access to computer inside jail not knowing u are useing it to exspress ur anger against them, if u like take ur profile pic in the darkest place i will still know u stupid terrorrist ...
Posted: at 13-02-2012 09:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
kush_360 at 14-02-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: edobaking on 13-02-2012 09:43 PM
mutalab u are very stupid to open ur usless stinking mouth to talk me that way, look ur self in the mirror and tell me u are not mutalab, i dont blame u, i blame america who gave u access to computer inside jail not knowing u are useing it to exspress ur anger against them, if u like take ur profile pic in the darkest place i will still know u stupid terrorrist ...
now I know you are dumbest shit alive, so you type with your mouth not fingers.
Posted: at 14-02-2012 08:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
edobaking at 14-02-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kush_360 on 14-02-2012 08:42 AM
now I know you are dumbest shit alive, so you type with your mouth not fingers.
phyuk u mutalab, u are very stupid and dumb too, u think i send ur high level of hypocracy, stope the hatred against america 4 ur own good at list by so doing, u will set ur free from anger, america are not the cause of african problem our problems lies in our hand africans dont love them self they dont care 4 each orther, the arab african are the worst racist in the world look at what apen in libya, they take their anger against black africans killing inocent and rapeing poor black african girls, u are here blaming america in allmost every topic u post, tell me why i will not call u mutalab?
Posted: at 14-02-2012 10:37 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
kush_360 at 15-02-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) (m)
maybe my dumb friend is not totally dumb after all.. it only fool that will argue that Afrika problem does not lie in Afrika and I do not blame America for our problems I blame our leaders, and I do not blame US in every post, seems my dumb friend need eye glasses all I blame US for is sponsoring terrorism in places like Iran, Syria, Libya. US and it allies encourage nations to settle dispute with war which is very wrong. and I saw what happening in Libya i believe NATO and US have their troops on ground they could help to protect these people cant they? and am not hypocrite like you said and how you arrive at me being hypocrite is dubious.. all i do is say the truth and nothing but the truth. peace
Posted: at 15-02-2012 02:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Stunningme at 4-03-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Some idiots they fight here like say nah dem papa they cause this huge prioblem for naija,make i tell una the truth.................. nations like U.S,Russia,Germany China go join very soon..................this countries they sponsor some terrorist when they know say oil plenty for that country.................
Posted: at 4-03-2012 04:57 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
THE ONLY MAN THAT REALLY WANT AFRICA TO STAND...... Ooooh FOOLISH africans let does vampires kill him (RIP Gaddafi) he never fall to the deceitful word of those vampires..... foolish africa leaders ASHAME ON YOU ALL
Posted: at 4-03-2012 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
interpo77 at 5-03-2012 10:56 PM (12 years ago) (m)
guud news, let just start the break away saga, why must huasa ppe always affraid of break away?can they live without the igbos or our oil? lets the breaking nigerian continent continue so we can in the same time break away from that nonsence unjust nation called nigeria, if the african uninon does not recognise GEJ, we igbos recognised him, so let the break start ya
Posted: at 5-03-2012 10:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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