There was a guy who just
got out of a really bad
divorce with his wife. One
day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said,
"Hello master. I will grant you
three wishes but, what ever
you wish for your wife gets
double."
The guy didn't like that part
but he made a wish anyway.
For his first wish, he said,
"Genie, I want a house in
Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one
house, his wife got two. This
didn't make him happy but,
he made his second wish.
"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars."
POOF! He got two billion, his
wife four billion. By now, this
guy isn't very happy. The
genie says, "You have one
wish left. I have to remind
you, what ever you wish for
your wife gets double." The
guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I
know." So the guy thinks
real hard and says "
I got it! Genie, beat me half
to death!!"
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