There he finds that there is a
different hell for each country
and decides he’ll pick the least
painful to spend his eternity. And
with Ghanaians penchant for life
overseas, he decides to try
countries with greener pastures.
He goes to the hell earmarked
for Germany and asks, “what do
they do here?” He is told “first
they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another
hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the
rest of the day”.
The man does not like the sound
of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as
well as the Russian hell and many
more. He discovers that they are
all similar to the German hell.
So he resigns himself to the
Ghana hell, where he finds a long
queue of people waiting to get
in.
Amazed, he asks, “What do they
do here?” He is told “first they
put you in an electric chair for
an hour, then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour.
The Ghanaian devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the
day.”
“But that is exactly the same as
all the other hells why are there
so many people waiting to get
in?” asks the man.
“Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
does not work. The nails were
paid for but never supplied, so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on. And the Ghanaian devil used
to be a civil servant, so he
comes in, signs his time sheet
and goes back home for private
business.”
(For once, it pays to be a
Ghanai)
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