Smart man+ Smart woman= ROMANCE
Smart man+ Dumb woman= PREGNANCY
Dumb man+ Smart woman= AFFAIR
Dumb man+ Dumb woman= MARRIAGE
Smart boss+ Smart employee= PROFIT
Smart boss+ Dumb employee= PRODUCTION
Dumb boss+ Smart employee= PROMOTION
Dumb boss+ Dumb employee= OVERTIME
=A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
=A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need
=A man never worries about the future untill he gets a wife
=A woman worries about the future untill she gets a husband
=A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
=A successful woman is one who can find such man
=To be with a man, u most understand him alot and love him a little
=To be happy with a woman, you most love her alot and not try to understand her at all
=Married men live longer than single man, but married men are alot more willing to die
=A married man sholud forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing
=Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
=Women somehow deteriorate during the night
=A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn'nt
=A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does
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