liars

Date: 24-02-2012 4:54 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 24-02-2012 04:54 PM (12 years ago)
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A pastor rounded up a sunday service one morning by saying; Next
Sunday, I am going to preach on
the topic "LIARS". As a
preparation for my sermon, I
would like you all to read Mark
17. The following Sunday, the
preacher rose to begin. Looking at the congregation he said,
Last week I asked you all to read
Mark 17.
If you have read the
chapter, please raise up your hand. Nearly every hand in the
congregation went up. Smiling,
the pastor said, you are the
very people I want to talk to.
Mark has only 16 chapters.


Posted: at 24-02-2012 04:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- lovelyprincess at 24-02-2012 09:26 PM (12 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 24-02-2012 09:26 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- chummyli at 24-02-2012 10:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanks jor

Posted: at 24-02-2012 10:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- crusifixo at 26-02-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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U STILL BE UNDERGRADUATE FOR JOKE.........NEXT TIME DRINK BEER FIRST YOU GO GET INSPIRATION
Posted: at 26-02-2012 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- duron at 27-02-2012 03:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: crusifixo on 26-02-2012 09:50 PM
U STILL BE UNDERGRADUATE FOR JOKE.........NEXT TIME DRINK BEER FIRST YOU GO GET INSPIRATION

HAHAHAHAHA
Posted: at 27-02-2012 03:25 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- franel at 27-02-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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We have some callous, wild dogs and the concocters in here who are mainly busybodies.

Posted: at 27-02-2012 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 27-02-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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They are like those who always have their heads in the gutter. Please someone should wake them up from the dead.

Posted: at 27-02-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 27-02-2012 12:24 PM (12 years ago)
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you try

Posted: at 27-02-2012 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 1-03-2012 12:03 AM (12 years ago)
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I applaud your joke. This is my joke of February. Bravo!!!

Posted: at 1-03-2012 12:03 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kelvin_babyboy at 1-03-2012 08:19 AM (12 years ago)
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is it funny = no
Make i comot am =  no we go manage am so

Posted: at 1-03-2012 08:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 1-03-2012 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Thats lovely

Posted: at 1-03-2012 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 2-03-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago)
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I evn folo raise hand
Posted: at 2-03-2012 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 2-03-2012 04:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Thanx my ppl

Posted: at 2-03-2012 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 3-03-2012 09:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 3-03-2012 09:12 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bluenights567 at 4-03-2012 01:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Nice Smiley
Posted: at 4-03-2012 01:21 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 5-03-2012 05:30 AM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 5-03-2012 05:30 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 6-03-2012 01:24 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- ebuhansdsome at 6-03-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahahah i can't laff!!!
Posted: at 6-03-2012 01:34 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- aqua-viva at 6-03-2012 03:56 PM (11 years ago)
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that was great....
Posted: at 6-03-2012 03:56 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- missispanky at 6-03-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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i am laughing.
Posted: at 6-03-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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