Final Exam

Date: 04-02-2009 10:53 am (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" The student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." Replied the professor with an air of
superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.



Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Gwhy at 4-02-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Abeg everybody wetin dis 1 teach us oooo

Posted: at 4-02-2009 10:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 4-02-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Gwhy if u know say we go register u for his forum go find pix put there or if u no get pix beg 4 one...i know wan 2 dey talk to pesin wey i know see em face again.
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago)
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sillyjoler, wetin be dis na?... interprete i beg,,,,,
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-02-2009 11:29 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  4-02-2009 11:20 AM
Gwhy if u know say we go register u for his forum go find pix put there or if u no get pix beg 4 one...i know wan 2 dey talk to pesin wey i know see em face again.


maybe the guy no get face na, or he follow act for face-off!!!!..... Grin
Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:29 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on  4-02-2009 11:27 AM
sillyjoler, wetin be dis na?... interprete i beg,,,,,

Re-construct your grammer and I go interpret...

Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 4-02-2009 11:34 AM (16 years ago)
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HEY DTS REALLY COOL.THE PROF SOLD HIMSELF OUT

Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:34 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 4-02-2009 11:39 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on  4-02-2009 11:34 AM
HEY DTS REALLY COOL.THE PROF SOLD HIMSELF OUT

He certainly did... Grin

Posted: at 4-02-2009 11:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ADANDO at 6-02-2009 08:09 PM (16 years ago)
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oboy u no try ooo u just de crack up d site u de tell joke 2 nursery 1 pikin de surpose barn u frm d site.
Posted: at 6-02-2009 08:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gwhy at 7-02-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  4-02-2009 11:20 AM
Gwhy if u know say we go register u for his forum go find pix put there or if u no get pix beg 4 one...i know wan 2 dey talk to pesin wey i know see em face again.
i 4 put ma pix bt i no wan mak people lik kido go download am cm dey tak am pose say i b im pal!

Posted: at 7-02-2009 09:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 7-02-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago)
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....

Posted: at 7-02-2009 11:26 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- afribabe at 7-02-2009 06:19 PM (16 years ago)
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the student no want gree now
Posted: at 7-02-2009 06:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 7-02-2009 06:47 PM (16 years ago)
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that kind thing
Posted: at 7-02-2009 06:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 7-02-2009 07:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on  7-02-2009 06:47 PM
that kind thing
which kind thing?

Posted: at 7-02-2009 07:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 8-02-2009 09:27 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ADANDO on  6-02-2009 08:09 PM
oboy u no try ooo u just de crack up d site u de tell joke 2 nursery 1 pikin de surpose barn u frm d site.

Who is he referring...? Angry

Posted: at 8-02-2009 09:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 14-02-2009 10:48 AM (16 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 14-02-2009 10:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 03:32 PM (16 years ago)
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oh boy see strategy to take dey submit late oh. y i no reason am b4? i sure na for DELSU (Delta State University) Abraka dis kind thing for happen. de bro sharp well well
Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-02-2009 03:36 PM (16 years ago)
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No let Delsuites attack you o Rezi...

Posted: at 15-02-2009 03:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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