MOST INTERESTING FACTS

Date: 16-03-2012 5:22 pm (9 years ago) | Author: JASON CHUKS BAKPA
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    LAUGHS

    A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.

    They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.

    The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it's own joke.

    The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.

    The Red-Head goes second, and laughs at the 77th stair.

    The Blonde, makes all the way to the 100th step, when she suddenly bursts out with laughter.

    God asks "Why are you laughing now?"

    The Blonde says "I just got the first joke!".
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    YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH

    Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:...

    *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*.

    *I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."*

    *My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget about it.*

    *Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan!, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!*

    *This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!

    *While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.

    *I was working in an aquarium, when some new guy who was recently hired was given the task of feeding the fish. He started throwing in friggin peanuts! I walked up to him, looking angry, and said to him, "Damn it! They can't digest that! All they can do is lick your nuts!". Needless to say, I quit.
    *GUESS YOU SMILING NOW...........
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    MOST INTERESTING FACTS

    Lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand.

    No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

    'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

    Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing..as do some other body parts to eh??.

    The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.

    The words 'racecar,'

    and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

    There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

    There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

    A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

    A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

    A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

    A snail can sleep for three years.

    Almonds are a member of the peach family.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

    February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

    In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

    If the population of China walked past you, 8 aBosom , the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

    Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

    Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

    Rubber band last longer when refrigerated.

    The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

    The cruise liner, QE 2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

    The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

    The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls

    froze completely solid.

    There are more chickens than people in the world.

    Winston Churchill

    was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

    Now you know more than you did before!!

Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:22 PM (9 years ago) | Newbie
- zeigbo at 16-03-2012 05:35 PM (9 years ago)
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If I read finish I go comment  Embarrassed

Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:35 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 16-03-2012 05:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Interesting! no be small thing  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 16-03-2012 06:23 PM (9 years ago)
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dis 1 na movie abi na film Huh?

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- 911EFICO at 17-03-2012 10:54 AM (9 years ago)
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easy you no need to go univer Grin Grin ;Dsity to understand simple english lol Cheesy
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- zeigbo at 17-03-2012 12:03 PM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided

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- MacDaniel at 17-03-2012 03:46 PM (9 years ago)
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this one na history class  (READING)
Posted: at 17-03-2012 03:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MacDaniel at 17-03-2012 04:38 PM (9 years ago)
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this one's cool
Posted: at 17-03-2012 04:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-03-2012 06:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: 911EFICO on 17-03-2012 10:54 AM
easy you no need to go univer Grin Grin ;Dsity to understand simple english lol Cheesy


pls come again..............wat did u say Huh?

Posted: at 17-03-2012 06:35 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- MacDaniel at 17-03-2012 07:53 PM (9 years ago)
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he said that...uhmmmmm.....
 Huh? Huh? something bout going somewhere to understand simple english
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- jossy4reall at 17-03-2012 08:03 PM (9 years ago)
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tel him dat we dont nid simple inglish...........we nid hard inglish 

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- ENIT at 18-03-2012 10:51 AM (9 years ago)
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THIS IS YEYE DIVERSIFIED......ABEG THIS CAN PASS FOR A MOVIE SCRIPT..IF U ACT FINISH I GO COOMMENT Roll Eyes
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- EFICO911 at 19-03-2012 03:54 PM (9 years ago)
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some people dull sha
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- jossy4reall at 19-03-2012 04:10 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: EFICO911 on 19-03-2012 03:54 PM
some people dull sha


hw many profiles u get sef Huh?

Posted: at 19-03-2012 04:10 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- at 19-03-2012 04:12 PM (9 years ago)
poster you be another graduate from acara primary school ,
to amala secondary school and olodo university ,
and finally masters in yeyelogy   Grin 
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- missispanky at 19-03-2012 10:54 PM (9 years ago)
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i'll read later.
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- at 20-03-2012 03:35 PM (9 years ago)
when ever you want
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- jossy4reall at 20-03-2012 06:34 PM (9 years ago)
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I greet unaoooo

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- at 20-03-2012 07:38 PM (9 years ago)
 Undecided boo
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- missispanky at 20-03-2012 10:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 20-03-2012 03:35 PM
when ever you want
ok dear
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