april fool wit d old mama

Date: 05-04-2012 8:01 am (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 5-04-2012 08:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my Bosom s.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard

Posted: at 5-04-2012 08:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 5-04-2012 08:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Lol u try
Posted: at 5-04-2012 08:12 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ciousman at 5-04-2012 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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nice one  Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 5-04-2012 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femiparadise at 5-04-2012 11:41 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 5-04-2012 11:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 5-04-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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kul
Posted: at 5-04-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 5-04-2012 12:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Thank God say una don repent
Posted: at 5-04-2012 12:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 5-04-2012 01:14 PM (12 years ago)
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fyn joke,
na wetin be the young man name?
u dey there? na when the thing hapun?
Posted: at 5-04-2012 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femiparadise at 5-04-2012 01:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kaycee22 on  5-04-2012 01:14 PM
fyn joke,
na wetin be the young man name?
u dey there? na when the thing hapun?


u be gay... u want make d guy com  Lips Sealed Wink abi?
anyway.. d guy don die, so forget
Posted: at 5-04-2012 01:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 5-04-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago)
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chummyli abi na ochu mmili be ur name............na who borrow u dis fine joke wey post Huh?..................ur yeye don dey upgrade oooo.....thumb up Grin
Posted: at 5-04-2012 03:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 5-04-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: femiparadise on  5-04-2012 01:47 PM
u be gay... u want make d guy com  Lips Sealed Wink abi?
anyway.. d guy don die, so forget
ok
Posted: at 5-04-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femiparadise at 5-04-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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d woman too want enjoy life Grin Grin, instead make she dey tink about her dying day
Posted: at 5-04-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Square4u at 5-04-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice update..
MASTERDINHO
is back the mysterious wapmaster.
Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 5-04-2012 06:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis joke has been pb4 Sad
Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 5-04-2012 06:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Kaycee his name na kaycee22
Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 5-04-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Femi na u kill d guy? D woman tin still de work na so she suppose enjoy am
Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 5-04-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Jossy na ur yeye brain I de upgrade naa
Posted: at 5-04-2012 06:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2012 04:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  5-04-2012 06:32 PM
Jossy na ur yeye brain I de upgrade naa

no bother......my brain no nid upgrade..........na only ur own nid am
Posted: at 6-04-2012 04:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- NJOKUPRINCE at 6-04-2012 05:19 AM (12 years ago)
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][ftp] (ftp://[ftp)[/ftp]
lol
Posted: at 6-04-2012 05:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 6-04-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Jossy brain upgrade
Loading 57%....
Posted: at 6-04-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 6-04-2012 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on  6-04-2012 09:56 AM
Jossy brain upgrade
Loading 57%....

error error error.....sorry u are mistaking.......dis brain was upgraded 4rm birth......u nid to upgrade ur own brain so dat u will knw an upgraded brain when u see one......
Now Chummyli brain upgrading......
Loading 10%.......
Pls wait for sumtime to finish download ....chummyli brain is a dull brain.....it may take sumtimez to upgrade......have patience
but if it take longer dan expected.....u can knock it off on d wall
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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