Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my Bosom s. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 5-04-2012 08:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 6-04-2012 11:58 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: chummyli on 6-04-2012 09:56 AM
Jossy brain upgrade Loading 57%....
error error error.....sorry u are mistaking.......dis brain was upgraded 4rm birth......u nid to upgrade ur own brain so dat u will knw an upgraded brain when u see one...... Now Chummyli brain upgrading...... Loading 10%....... Pls wait for sumtime to finish download ....chummyli brain is a dull brain.....it may take sumtimez to upgrade......have patience but if it take longer dan expected.....u can knock it off on d wall
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 6-04-2012 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
..................ur yeye don dey upgrade oooo.....thumb up 
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