A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.
Posted: at 13-04-2012 10:18 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
chummyli at 13-04-2012 10:49 AM (13 years ago) (f)
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Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 13-04-2012 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
JalanJalan at 13-04-2012 01:06 PM (13 years ago) (m)
NA LIE, YOU MUST TURN WOMEN ON!!!!!! WOMEN ARE PROBLEMS TO MEN!!!! YOU MUST BUY THIS AND THAT FOR THEM MAKE THEM HAPPY ALWAYS OTHERWISE NO SHOW FOR THE MAN, THIS EVEN HAPPENS TO THE WIFE YOU MARRY WITH YOUR GAD DAM MONEY!!!!! THERE IS THIS SAYING THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN!!!!! EVERYDAY YOU SEE NEW MODEL OF GIRLS!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT HEAD LAMPS, V-BOOT, PADDED SIDE!!!!!! CORRECT SHOCK ABSORBERS!!!!!!! I CAN GO ON AND TELL YOU!!!! SO THE MEN SHOULD BE DECLARED WINNERS!!!! A WOMAN NEVER FORGETS ANYTHING YOU DO TO HER, BE IT GOOD OR BAD, SHE KEEPS IT IN HER MEMORY VERY FRESH!!!!! A MAN CAN FORGET SOMETHINGS VERY EASY!!!!! EVEN OVER A SHOT OF OGOGORO!!!!!!!! IT IS BETTER FOR YOU NOT TO FRIEND A GIRL BECAUSE IF YOU START NO GOING BACK!!!!! SO THE COMPUTER SHOULD BE should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora') QED!
Posted: at 13-04-2012 01:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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