Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

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at 08:29 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”
 A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


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1daful at 08:33 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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funny and scary.

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mizcollins1 at 08:41 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked so many things happening in this our world oo
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Eyanyi at 11:06 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Abomination no be only me go hear this one ohhhhhh
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jossy4reall at 11:23 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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10 o'clock news......abeg make she tell who give am belle......no be dead rich man.......she wan take style extract  4rm d mans wealth..... diz na 1 of d kind things u can only hear 4rm oyibo pple

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Teaserpromise at 11:33 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Wat a fake n funny story..guez i shld be the one teasn here nt u guyz..
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winace at 11:34 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.
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globala at 11:47 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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really? really?? really???

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jossy4reall at 11:51 AM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 11:34 AM, 21/05/2012
I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.




na waaoooo......,wat explanation u nid in a fabricated story 4rm gold digger??

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FlyMamacita at 12:30 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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HOPEA23 at 02:03 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Fake

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Loveday759 at 03:16 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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No blood flow, why sperm flow, big lie, the girl is a gold digger she need to be arrested when did girls became a mortuary attendance.
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youngrashy at 03:36 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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hmmm hw true is dis???
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mediaexcell at 03:38 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Lies next joke pls
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hotguy77 at 03:45 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Joke of the century
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chimax33 at 04:58 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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una they use my brain too much for here.... Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided

in shot i no get sense again Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
 Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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chimax33 at 05:03 PM, 21/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 11:34 AM, 21/05/2012
I guess she did it cus of d dead man fortune. But wait o, are we sure dat man is dead, how can a dead man have errection and ejaculate. Pls can somebody explain to us medically.
am surprise ooo  the poster na ghost..... the woman should have treated like outkast  if this is thru... tufiakwa...
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zeigbo at 02:08 AM, 23/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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Story story

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DBLINK at 01:53 PM, 26/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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why is  Dis woman fulling  herself over of died man wealth,,,,,,,,,
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Kogi14 at 02:26 PM, 26/05/2012 (6 years ago)
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this fake story i beg
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