Who is to Be Blame; the Police and the Guy or Girl

Date: 18-06-2009 2:26 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda

josiahlawson at 18-06-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago)

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Please help me

In Warri, There was this my guy sunbathing Nood at the Sapele river on Tuesday when one small girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

So The little girl says, "What's under there?" out of curiousity So the man lied and answers, "A small bird."

The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in general hospital and in great pain.

bcos he was operated on, the doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened to you?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they went to the waterside to find any witnesses. When they got there, they saw the little girl the man was talking about.

So they asked her what happened to the man. She answered: " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with the bird he hid from me. After a while as i was playing with it, it spat at me, so I got angry and broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its eggs. The little girl was arrested so who is to be blame

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:26 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

enjoyment at 18-06-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago)

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hahaha haha haha haha hahahahahahhahaahahahhaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i go die ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ogibigibi

'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...

Posted: at 18-06-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

vint at 18-06-2009 05:21 PM (14 years ago)

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Men! Dat ws so funny! Wel, d man is to blame 4 falling asleep witout locking his bird and also allowing his bird spat on d little gal.

Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:21 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

rbest at 18-06-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago)

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I blame the man wey expose his family for the public to see, what do u expect of that innocent girl? cut off the thing jaree hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted: at 18-06-2009 05:43 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

kzee9ja at 18-06-2009 09:27 PM (14 years ago)

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eeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funyyyyyy

HAPPY ENDING

Posted: at 18-06-2009 09:27 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Toks-E at 19-06-2009 12:32 AM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: enjoyment on 18-06-2009 04:22 PM

hahaha haha haha haha hahahahahahhahaahahahhaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i go die ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ogibigibi

2.0.

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:32 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

nollylove at 21-06-2009 11:01 PM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 21-06-2009 11:01 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

temi07 at 22-06-2009 12:43 AM (14 years ago)

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that is hilarious.

Posted: at 22-06-2009 12:43 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

vint at 22-06-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: rbest on 18-06-2009 05:43 PM

I blame the man wey expose his family for the public to see, what do u expect of that innocent girl? cut off the thing jaree hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

pls dnt stop laughing......................

Posted: at 22-06-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Recoverd at 22-06-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago)

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.... How com i dont see u in d jokes section?

Posted: at 22-06-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Solidstonez at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago)

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I AM WHO I AM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN BLOODY DO THE OTHER THING AND FCUK ALL HATERZ

Posted: at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Solidstonez at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago)

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very funny

I AM WHO I AM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN BLOODY DO THE OTHER THING AND FCUK ALL HATERZ

Posted: at 2-10-2013 07:24 AM (10 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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