Men are very simple creatures,so simple in fact, that they can be neatly organized into a Venn diagram with pretty colors like the ones we used to color in elementary school. This little ditty sums up the male gender in very simple terms,making it effortless for us girls to identify what sort of person our new prospect actually is, without the wasted month of dating to find out. And it’s 100% accurate. If your guy is hot (mmmm!) and he’s nice, he’s dumb.The end. If he’s nice and knows all the answers in history class?He’s a nerd. And if he’s answering all those questions while tossing back that gorgeous hair and flexing his muscles,he’s an ass.
Of course there are varying degrees of the above types.Your gorgeous, nice boy may be able to form coherent sentences,but after three weeks of him dying all his whites pink (“Why can’t I just throw in my red boxers?”), the diagram has proved correct.
It might seem too easy.It may seem too shallow.But it also seems eerily true.Thinking back on every guy I’ve ever dated,I can’t seem to find any exceptions to the rules. Basically, the perfect guy is gay. End of Story.
What do you guys think? Do these rules ring true in your own dating-and-dumping cycle? Or have you found the exception to the rule?
Live and let live!
Posted: at 9-11-2010 07:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
juleshotluv at 9-11-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: bittersweet on 9-11-2010 07:16 PM
Men are very simple creatures,so simple in fact, that they can be neatly organized into a Venn diagram with pretty colors like the ones we used to color in elementary school. This little ditty sums up the male gender in very simple terms,making it effortless for us girls to identify what sort of person our new prospect actually is, without the wasted month of dating to find out. And it’s 100% accurate. If your guy is hot (mmmm!) and he’s nice, he’s dumb.The end. If he’s nice and knows all the answers in history class?He’s a nerd. And if he’s answering all those questions while tossing back that gorgeous hair and flexing his muscles,he’s an ass.
Of course there are varying degrees of the above types.Your gorgeous, nice boy may be able to form coherent sentences,but after three weeks of him dying all his whites pink (“Why can’t I just throw in my red boxers?”), the diagram has proved correct.
It might seem too easy.It may seem too shallow.But it also seems eerily true.Thinking back on every guy I’ve ever dated,I can’t seem to find any exceptions to the rules. Basically, the perfect guy is gay. End of Story.
What do you guys think? Do these rules ring true in your own dating-and-dumping cycle? Or have you found the exception to the rule?
Posted: at 9-11-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
bittersweet at 9-11-2010 07:33 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Here are just a few things about men,and why I believe them to actually be uncompounded… for real:
-Men are not bff’s with multi-tasking considered in the state of women tend to be. They like to focus on one chattels at a time instead of having to worry about a a great number of things at once.
-Men have basic needs. Food. S**. Sleep.We’ll besides include some sort of entertainment in there too and that’ll contain everything like video games,social activities,sports,etc.
-Men may not subsist straight-forward,but they are excellent hinters.It’s striking what u can figure out about a guy by their hints… or, need of action.I’ve had times where I was interested in a guy and everything seems to be going cool.Then his calls/texts fare from constant to non-existent and his interest in spending time by me isn’t apparent at all.This is where a discriminating person would say “hmm…he doesn’t bid much anymore…and despite my attempts to spend time side by side,he just doesn’t seem to make it happen…He MUST not subsist interested anymore” Notice I said “logical person”.
-Men like to fight shy of confrontation with females.Why make a mess?The easier it is to constitute a clean break,the better.This relates to my previous narrative in that I’ve known many a guy to suitable stop talking to a girl he lost interest in,instead of really just telling her up front what is up.This avoids tears,dudgeon,or all kinds of crazy occurring.
-Sometimes,trying to get a married ~ to express his feelings is like pulling teeth.Don’t achieve me wrong,I have met guys who are expressive and ones that in some degree much wear their hearts on their sleeves.But wondering how a fright feels about u can sometimes be a tough one.Try gauging in what manner he feels by his actions instead of his words.
-Basically,it’s comely easy to figure out when a guy is interested,and then he’s not.It’s also very easy to form out what a guy is really trying to say(or confer) when he approaches u a certain way. Unless a guy is completely ~ up off, I’m sure it won’t be arduous to know what’s going on in that head of theirs.I mean the better question we should be asking is not “Why is he in such a manner confusing?” but instead “Why can’t he precisely be up front with me?” which I’m quiescent trying to figure out to this day. Men may be incomplex,but they definitely aren’t always outright with their folly!And of course,men do get confused just as women finish and they also have times of not knowing what they wish,just as women do.
Live and let live!
Posted: at 9-11-2010 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
chiglamour4u at 9-11-2010 07:45 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: bittersweet on 9-11-2010 07:33 PM
Here are just a few things about men,and why I believe them to actually be uncompounded… for real:
-Men are not bff’s with multi-tasking considered in the state of women tend to be. They like to focus on one chattels at a time instead of having to worry about a a great number of things at once.
-Men have basic needs. Food. S**. Sleep.We’ll besides include some sort of entertainment in there too and that’ll contain everything like video games,social activities,sports,etc.
-Men may not subsist straight-forward,but they are excellent hinters.It’s striking what u can figure out about a guy by their hints… or, need of action.I’ve had times where I was interested in a guy and everything seems to be going cool.Then his calls/texts fare from constant to non-existent and his interest in spending time by me isn’t apparent at all.This is where a discriminating person would say “hmm…he doesn’t bid much anymore…and despite my attempts to spend time side by side,he just doesn’t seem to make it happen…He MUST not subsist interested anymore” Notice I said “logical person”.
-Men like to fight shy of confrontation with females.Why make a mess?The easier it is to constitute a clean break,the better.This relates to my previous narrative in that I’ve known many a guy to suitable stop talking to a girl he lost interest in,instead of really just telling her up front what is up.This avoids tears,dudgeon,or all kinds of crazy occurring.
-Sometimes,trying to get a married ~ to express his feelings is like pulling teeth.Don’t achieve me wrong,I have met guys who are expressive and ones that in some degree much wear their hearts on their sleeves.But wondering how a fright feels about u can sometimes be a tough one.Try gauging in what manner he feels by his actions instead of his words.
-Basically,it’s comely easy to figure out when a guy is interested,and then he’s not.It’s also very easy to form out what a guy is really trying to say(or confer) when he approaches u a certain way. Unless a guy is completely ~ up off, I’m sure it won’t be arduous to know what’s going on in that head of theirs.I mean the better question we should be asking is not “Why is he in such a manner confusing?” but instead “Why can’t he precisely be up front with me?” which I’m quiescent trying to figure out to this day. Men may be incomplex,but they definitely aren’t always outright with their folly!And of course,men do get confused just as women finish and they also have times of not knowing what they wish,just as women do.
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Posted: at 9-11-2010 07:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
do you think you know everything about men?trust me,you don't know it all. you see men can be characterised by different ways and you properly shouldn't genaralized from a single point of view.believe me they are great men with great sense of humor.so dear come down and do your research again.... "MEN ARE NOT SIMPLE CREATURE" rather AWESOME CREATURE MADE BY GOD.
Posted: at 9-11-2010 08:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
bittersweet at 9-11-2010 08:19 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: sobeit on 9-11-2010 08:10 PM
do you think you know everything about men?trust me,you don't know it all. you see men can be characterised by different ways and you properly shouldn't genaralized from a single point of view.believe me they are great men with great sense of humor.so dear come down and do your research again.... "MEN ARE NOT SIMPLE CREATURE" rather AWESOME CREATURE MADE BY GOD.
The lump of matter about men is that they can be predictable–and once they start giving u “hints”,it’s highly easy to predict what’s coming along the way.This have power to be both beneficial and disheartening,especially if it’s serious news. Thing is,we women create the miscellany we find ourselves in.Let me explain.A man can have ~ing pretty obvious at times that he’s not really in the manner that interested as we think him to be.But for some sense,we fail to see this.This is why we tend to deplore about men and ask all of our girl friends why he’s not walk of life,why he’s being so confusing.This is not to rehearse that men are not capable of confusing the hell out of us.Yes,men make play games.Thing is,if we just took the time to papal court what he’s really trying to tell us,it would whole become so clear.Problem is,men aren’t exactly continually straight-forward and that’s why we are always claiming them to be complicated.
Oh,and by the way,nobody knows everything about something! We all have to learn till we'll cease breathing!
Live and let live!
Posted: at 9-11-2010 08:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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