Are men really simple creatures? (Page 4)

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Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LISTENING

Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

YAWNING

Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

i don't think men are simple, u guys av already figured out the when a girl says no she means yes, when she says yes she means no, sometimes no is no and sometimes yes is yes, all u have to do is match the right one to the right situation. That's us 4 you, but for guys sometimes i don't even know when mine is angry, till he blows, lol.

Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol all you have to do is to study him simple,you know.. i can't be with somebody for long without knowing the person very well.let say about 95% 

Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Hmmmm,Temi,u forced me to post this!

Men Are Just Happier People-What do u expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.U can be President.U can never be pregnant.U can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.U can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell u the truth..The world is your urinal. U never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.U don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work,more pay.

Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100.Ppl never stare at your chest when u're talking to them.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don't cut,blister,or mangle your feet.One mood all the time!

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.U know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.U can open all your own jars.U get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.If someone forgets to invite u,he or she can still be your friend.

You NEVER see the dust accumulating.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.U almost never have strap problems in public.U are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years,maybe decades.U only have to shave your face and neck.

U can play with toys all your life.Your belly usually hides your big hips.One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. U can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.U can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.U have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Good!

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Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

That you see!

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Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

Most of the time men mean what they say and do not need women to analyse every message or email they send.

When a guy says he’s watching football instead of coming around,he’s pretty much going to be sat in front of the TV.But oh no,us girls have to look at the message and think,he doesn’t want to be with me anymore,the fact that it’s England in the world cup final doesn’t matter,he just doesn’t fancy me anymore,what’s wrong,have I put on weight…and the worry and stress escalates until we get so mad that we end up shouting at him for something he has no clue about.Because it’s all in our heads!!

I hope the entire single and taken population of women out there have at one point watched a not into a brilliant film called ‘He’s just not that into you’. It goes into detail about the workings of man’s mind when it comes to dating.If he hasn’t called,if he hasn’t asked u out, then he’s just not that into u! Simple really,but it takes so long to realise.

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Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

That's good!

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Posted: at 9-11-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero