a man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. he spends 5,000 and feels really good about the result. on his way homehe stop at a newsstand and buy a paper. before leaving , he says to the sales dat ''i hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think i am the man reply that about 35 no i am actually 47 later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks a old woman the same question. she replies, wen i was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. if i put my hand down your pant and play with your ball for 10 minutes, i will be able to tell you your exact age.'' as there was no one around, the man thinks, wat d hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. 10 minutes later, d old woman says, ''okay, it;s done. you are 47 d man says dat was brilliant. how did you do dat'' the old woman replies, ''i was behind you at newsstand.''
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