Cuttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! take two , yes dat kissing part!!!! see dis people, you are not doing the thing well! let me show you how to do it properly! oya! bring ur lips close to the director! shoot it out!!!! close one eye...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! | Posted: at 15-03-2009 02:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 15-03-2009 02:52 AM (16 years ago)  (f) u don spoil!!!wat!!so u think say my hussy go dey watch too abi | Posted: at 15-03-2009 02:52 AM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 15-03-2009 07:44 AM (16 years ago) (m) A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses."
Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.
which kain tin be this? 
2.0. | Posted: at 15-03-2009 07:44 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, "Free Kisses with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free kisses. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free kisses. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no kisses this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free kisses. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free kisses this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free kisses."
Bubba replied, " No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.
which kain tin be this? 
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 15-03-2009 08:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sky-tessy") sky-tessy at 16-03-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago) (f) u tink say she dey yanki
If your airtime don finish go sleep for house... why you dey puke your nose everywhere sef? may b she dey yanki | Posted: at 16-03-2009 11:30 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "iphie") iphie at 16-03-2009 12:11 PM (16 years ago) (f) babe u read well so abi na basket mouth candle lite sch u go, u no c say bidda wife collect two kisses, nd as dgreatest b d attendant go collect no body go hear am,  | Posted: at 16-03-2009 12:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 16-03-2009 03:07 PM (16 years ago) (m) CHIE... | Posted: at 16-03-2009 03:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 16-03-2009 03:10 PM (16 years ago) (f) babe u read well so abi na basket mouth candle lite sch u go, u no c say bidda wife collect two kisses, nd as dgreatest b d attendant go collect no body go hear am, LOLSZ HEN NA BASKET MOUTH CANDLE LITE SCH I GO DEM DEY TEACH WELL OO BUT STILL U TOO CLOSE UR EYES NO USE STYLE LUK... | Posted: at 16-03-2009 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 16-03-2009 03:12 PM (16 years ago) (m) WHO DEM DEY USE RAIN BEAT 4 HERE...MAKE E MAKE 1 WISH MAKE I HELP AM? | Posted: at 16-03-2009 03:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 16-03-2009 03:14 PM (16 years ago) (f) WHO DEM DEY USE RAIN BEAT 4 HERE...MAKE E MAKE 1 WISH MAKE I HELP AM?
U OFCOURSE LET ME HELP U | Posted: at 16-03-2009 03:14 PM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 16-03-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago) (m) DEM DON DEY FOLLOW U...NO TRY LUCK OOO....ASK GENIE..WETIN I DO AM B4 E REJECT E MASTER....OMATSEYE | Posted: at 16-03-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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MAKE UNA SMALL SMALL THEY K*** 4 HERE OOO I BEG.. | Posted: at 17-03-2009 02:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 17-03-2009 03:03 AM (16 years ago) (m) Dem no kolo na, na ............. Dem dey........
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 17-03-2009 03:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 17-03-2009 03:06 AM (16 years ago) (m) u tink say she dey yanki
If your airtime don finish go sleep for house... why you dey puke your nose everywhere sef? may b she dey yanki d 1 wey dey ur back yard abi?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 17-03-2009 03:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 17-03-2009 03:48 AM (16 years ago) (f) MAKE UNA SMALL SMALL THEY K*** 4 HERE OOO I BEG..
wetin self na make i no kiss again ni just come if u know u need a kiss dont be shy....lol | Posted: at 17-03-2009 03:48 AM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 17-03-2009 06:42 AM (16 years ago) (m) CHIE...BAD GURL | Posted: at 17-03-2009 06:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 17-03-2009 07:01 AM (16 years ago) (f) lolsz i know i am | Posted: at 17-03-2009 07:01 AM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 17-03-2009 07:02 AM (16 years ago) (m) CHIE...GOOD PIKIN | Posted: at 17-03-2009 07:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ironlady") ironlady at 17-03-2009 07:03 AM (16 years ago) (f) lolsz am not | Posted: at 17-03-2009 07:03 AM (16 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 17-03-2009 07:09 AM (16 years ago) (m) SO WHAT DO U WANT | Posted: at 17-03-2009 07:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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