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61  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Na joke o! (Page 3) on: 6-11-2011 12:00 AM
lol. Audible abeg no b reharsal we de o
62  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 2 all d ladies... on: 5-11-2011 04:04 PM
hahaa u smoke powder?
63  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hmm igbo (Page 4) on: 5-11-2011 04:02 PM
64  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hmm igbo (Page 4) on: 5-11-2011 03:12 PM
shetalent take tym o. I go deaf ur eye o
65  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 2 all d ladies... on: 5-11-2011 03:07 PM
Advice to all ladies!
The Football Club a guy supports
determines to a great extent his
attitude towards you or how your
relationship could turn out...
Real Madrid:
He has no real emotions or love though
he buys the best of things for you &
takes you to good places.
Nice guy, but pretends a lot. Always
acting, will struggle for attention with
you in public. Smooth with lyrics, but
terrible in bed.
He loves young & cheap girls, freaks
out as the girl's taste gets higher. He's
afraid of incurring expenses.
Marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas,
no Shoprite, no KFC! He wants a wife
material at no extra cost...doesn't care
if you're already married.
Man City
He's the richest new guy in town.
Arrogant but still hopes you get to date
him. Though he's noisy, young and
behaves like a spoilt baby with no basic
home training, he has the cash!
He has no swag, he only has records of
dating pretty gals in the past & that's
what he keeps telling you.
Manchester United:
Fine guy with swag, unassuming, easy
going, doesn't show off or brag,
gentleman to the core, great sense of
humor, will do anything for
you...especially if you're a tall lady!
He has no money for now. He's hard
working, if only you can endure and
hang on...but hope dey sha.
Do not say I did not warn you!
66  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hmm igbo (Page 3) on: 4-11-2011 09:01 AM
no bombs pls
67  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ugly wife on: 4-11-2011 08:59 AM
on my way 2 bethlehem
68  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Stupid Questions. Lol (Page 2) on: 21-10-2011 06:58 PM
so? De bounce na
69  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Try again on: 19-10-2011 07:40 AM
A woman
wanted to
reach her husband on his mobile Phone
but discoverd that she was out of
credit; she instructed her son to use his
own phone to pass across an urgent
message to Daddy who is at a building
site. After the son had called, he
got back to mummy to inform her that
it was a Lady that picked up Daddy's
phone the three times he tried
reaching Dad on the phone. She waited
impatiently for her husband to return
from site & immediately she sighted
him, she gave him a very hot slap,
while the man was trying to ask why?
She repeated the slaps. People from
neighborhood rushed around to know
the cause of this. The man asked his
son to tell everybody what the Lady
said to him when he called. The son
said, she said "The number you are
trying to call is not reachable at the
moment, Please try again later''
70  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / terrorist gist on: 19-10-2011 07:33 AM
Two Terrorists
having a discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the
discussion was about?
Terrorist: We are planing to kill
14thousand people & a donkey.
... Waiter: Why a donkey? .
Then one terrorist tells the other.
"See I told you nobody will care about
the 14 thousand people.
71  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: luv on: 7-10-2011 04:11 PM
na wa 2 u o collins
72  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Onos on: 7-10-2011 04:10 PM
Onos was driving one
day in Warri. It became dark and he
discovered that his headlights were not
working. As a sharp Warri guy, he
decided to follow the car in front of him
and decided to use its taillights to see.
At some point the car in front of him
stopped and Onos stuck out his head
and shouted angrily: "My friend what is
your problem? Will you move that car?"
The man in the other car shouted back:
"Shuo! Which levels? Make I move
inside my own garage again?"
73  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: luv on: 7-10-2011 04:00 PM
na wa o. Wetin na
74  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / luv on: 6-10-2011 03:06 PM
A chick sent this text to
her lover."if u are sleepin, send me
your dreams; if ur laughing, send me
your laugh; if you are crying, send me
your tears"; if u are eating send me ur
food; even if you are using your ATM
send me the money .D ibo boy
replied,"I dey toilet
75  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Brases on: 6-10-2011 03:00 PM
A man walks
into a lingerie store to buy a bra for his
"There are three main types," explains
the saleswoman. "The Catholic, the
Salvation Army and the Baptist."
"What's the difference?" asks the man.
"Well, the Catholic supports the
the Salvation Army lifts the fallen,
and the Baptist makes mountains out
of molehills
76  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Dress of luv on: 6-10-2011 02:51 PM
An old woman went
to visit her daughter and she found her
naked, waiting for her husband. The
mother asks the daughter, "What are
you doing naked?"
The daughter responds, "This is the
dress of love."
When the mother returns home, She
strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks
her, "What are you doing naked,
"She responds: "This is the dress of
And he said to her: "Well, go and iron
77  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Na joke o! (Page 2) on: 4-10-2011 07:47 AM
78  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: igbo man again! (Page 6) on: 4-10-2011 07:45 AM
some people ar nt suppose 2 be here
79  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hard one (Page 3) on: 4-10-2011 07:13 AM
is dat wat u tink?
80  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: hard one on: 1-10-2011 10:54 PM
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