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221  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Checkout The Banging Body Of Upcoming Star, Patoranking's Girlfriend on: 15-10-2014 11:44 AM
No go find work O!
Dey there dey look inside another man plate.
222  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Sympathizers Protest at Court Over Collapses Synagogue Church on: 14-10-2014 11:26 AM
Quote from: aken147 on 14-10-2014 11:04 AM
live judgement for God
Then they should close down all courts since God would be doing all the judging.
Or did you mean only in this case?
223  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: My New Talk Show Costs Over N90million - Monalisa Chinda on: 14-10-2014 09:56 AM
I understand the way most readers feel but try and understand this is just a publicity stunt.
After all this comments, most people would be eager to see the first edition of the talk show that cost 90m.
What'll be on everyone's mind is "make I see wetin make that show cost 90m. (bottom line is, you'll watch it)
And the next day, that's all people would talk about on social media. There'll be all sorts of debate on whether the show costs that much or not (and on a much lighter note, on if it was at all interesting or educating).
224  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: BRAVO! Man Rescued From Sewage Tunnel In Abuja By Cray Fish Seller on: 13-10-2014 11:20 AM
Q. How did he really get there?
     If he was beaten up and thrown inside, then he should have been close to and exit.
     In this era of boko haram are we very sure he wasn't looking for or trying to plot a route to a potential target or an escape route and in the process got himself lost?
This leaves more questions than answers.
225  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: “Boko Haram Forced Us To Join Using Charm”- Escaped Terrorists Confess on: 13-10-2014 10:31 AM
Talk True! They charmed you with MONEY!!!
226  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: How We Communicate With The Dead --- Charly Boy's Virgin Angels on: 9-10-2014 04:45 PM
Attention Seeker
227  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: I Am Not Dating Davido, He Is The Last Thing On My Mind -- Ghanaian Beauty Queen on: 30-09-2014 03:08 PM
Attention seeker!!!
228  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Muslim Youths Beat Up Principal, Teachers, Students To Pulp Over No-Hijab Policy on: 25-09-2014 04:21 PM
Quote from: blogger212 on 24-09-2014 09:00 PM
Ah No just know why all of una too dey sentimental like this. If una continue dey think lyk dis, na who God qo 4qiv, d Muslims use dia Hijab to atleast cover themselves to look more responsible, why would d teacher said it shuld be banned?? Is she crazy, ah aint a muslim oo but atleast, make we tlk truth. #Team_BeatD_Principal_wellwell
The school should dictate how they want their uniforms sown and worn not the parents. If you don't feel comfortable with it, take your child to another school. That is part of the problem we have with muslims these days. They come into your house and try to tell you how to live.
Just imagine sending your child to a school where they use ties or berets as part of their uniforms and sending your child to school without his tie or beret because it is against your religion and insisting the school takes him/her. Same goes for the hijab.
Very soon they'll be fighting for female soldiers in the Nigerian Army to wear hijab on their uniforms.
229  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Guys: Things Women Want But May Never Ask on: 25-09-2014 02:51 PM
1. Touch her waist.
This could be termed as being too forward, especially when the waist hasn't been offered to you.
2. Actually talk to her.
If it's not about money, then don't talk at all (silence is golden)
3. Share secrets with her.
Only share secrets that aren't secret because as soon as you break up with her, you'll hear it all at your neighbor's. Sometimes even before breaking up.
4. Give her your jacket.
If it's an expensive one, don't expect it back. (and by the way, why would you be giving her your jacket)
5. Kiss her slowly.
Is there any other kissing speed?
6. Hug her.
Can't I just tell her I love her here instead of waiting till 16.
7. Hold her.
Is this different from 31., 32., 39., and 40?
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
I always invite her to my bedroom and now she thinks all I want is sex
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
too expensive
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
Please be careful where you do this in Nigeria
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
What if she truly loves you more do you apply 26. or just ignore it and apply 14?
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends.It makes her feel loved.
Same as 14
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
I don't think this is necessary after telling her how I feel (20.) except if it's a lie in which case 26.applies
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
If it's from the front, I can assure you, she's always expecting it.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
Yeah! that's only interesting when she's well curved behind
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
What if she isn't? Do I apply 26. or just go ahead and lie this once?
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
(One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.)

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car – it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
You're assuming she has a car you can walk her to.
22. Tell her she’s your everything – only if you mean it.
Is this in addition to 20.? moreover, if it is actually true, it means you're jobless and completely dependent on her. You're loosing her soon!
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her – if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT  IT – so just hug her.
May also mean she want's some gentle knead to persuade her. When a woman says Yes sometimes it means yes and sometimes no. Blessed is the man who knows which yes is yes and which yes is no.
24. Make her feel loved.
If she doesn't feel loved after 1.~45. .............
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!
This actually works cos it makes her feel you're burning your cable but truth is, it has the opposite effect. Most girls only like you when you're someone else's man.
(THEY MIGHT DENY IT BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE THEM)
26. Don’t lie to her.
This is quite impossible, especially when trick questions start raining. Questions like "did you like  your ex girlfriend?" "was sex with your ex interesting?" "were you looking at that girl?"
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
Well if she wants to go to Sambisa, I'll put her in a cab and pay for it.
29. Text message or call her in the morning
and tell her have a good day at school, and
how much you miss her.
Is this the same girl I was walking to her car in 21.? Didn't know she was a student. I'd have asked her where she got the car.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.
Another name for this is STALKING.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
Please be careful not to do this in any sharia state.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
You've already kissed her. Where is the hint?
Do you hold her close as in 32. or you just kiss without hands?
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
I'd advise you to wait till you get home.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.
What about when you're really mad? Do you pretend (Lie)?
This it getting too much. Means you don't even have a right to an opinion or an emotion.........hm
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
After 16?
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
Na inside compound we go do this one? Mama Risicat (neighbor) go just pour you wata.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
Sounds quite rash.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
would this hug be different from 6., 16., and 40?

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.

41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
no go where them to tiff una phone O
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her. You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love.
I can assure you after going through 1 to 45 she'll leave you for some riffraff that either gives her money or is good in bed. Reason for leaving you? "irreconcilable differences" or "he's just too gentle"
230  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Osita Iheme Speaks On His Recently Released Motivational Book [Inspired 101] on: 24-09-2014 02:12 PM
When is he going into politics?
231  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Nollywood actress Uche Jombo - I Can’t Quit Acting for 50 Billion Dollars on: 24-09-2014 01:40 PM
Well, she's correct!
I know she wouldn't quit for 50 billion dollars! Tis too much!
She'll quit for 1 million dollars!!!
232  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Crazy! Man Rents Out Girlfriend Needs Cash to Buy The Latest IPhone 6 on: 19-09-2014 10:58 AM
You want to use what you can not afford. What happened to the i phone 5 or i phone 4 you are using presently?
The worse part is that, someone else would see you using it and envy you to the point of wanting to get one too.
They wouldn't know what you had to go through to own one. # Not worth it
233  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Ladies..How to FINALLY stop your man from CHEATING (See Photo) on: 18-09-2014 10:45 AM
Quote from: peacemaker1 on 18-09-2014 08:51 AM
My guy will wear it or divorce him .its very good my heart will be at peace. The key will always be with me.
What most women don't realize is that the thing is pure muscle.
If it is not regularly used, it'll reduce in size.
After a few months, you'll start keeping the key where he can steal it when he's going out
234  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 67 South-Africans Died In Synagogue Building Collapse - South African Govt. on: 17-09-2014 04:53 PM
Quote from: maizaxx on 17-09-2014 04:14 AM
But guys why are you surprised. Its not new that Nigeria operates 2 legal system. One for the high and mighty and 2 for the low and downtrodden. TB belongs to the first and he will definitely come out clean. Its only in Naija you steal 10 naira and you will be given 10years jail sentence,but steal 10 million naira and you will negotiate your jail term and end up getting suspended jail term.
Negotiate what?
If you steal 10 billion, you'll be asked to pay N750 as fine and you can keep the rest.
I'm quite sure I read a death toll of about 49 just yesterday.
I'm not that good at mathematics but if over 60 of the 49 are South Africans.........
235  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Delta State Lawmaker Sent Out of Assembly for Improper Dressing on: 17-09-2014 04:21 PM
Next time please show us what he was wearing so we'll know their idea of "improper"
236  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Liberian Woman Who Tested Positive To HiV Commits Suicide In Lagos on: 12-09-2014 04:45 PM
One guy put picture another guy find story for am. That na him them dey call "collabo" 
237  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What Is NOT Wrong With This Photo? (Tall Chic Edition) on: 12-09-2014 11:02 AM
na me you dey ask?
238  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Janay Rice Releases Statement On Elevator Video Leak, And Defends Husband on: 9-09-2014 04:33 PM
Money talking
239  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Asks Church Members To Pray For His Wife Anita! on: 9-09-2014 03:03 PM
I heard he fired a pastor for calling for prayers for them and now he's calling for prayers for her?
I like what he said and how he defended himself leaving her to take all the blame.
God, however, admonishes us to be in firm control of our families if we desire any position in church.
Is he now saying God has given us an impossible task.
Moreover, if he really loves his wife I don't think he'll try to hang her out to dry the way he is doing.
This is beginning to look more like a campaign.
240  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Nigerian Medical Association Reject September 22 Schools Resumption Date on: 9-09-2014 11:34 AM
I expect the government to have consulted with all relevant bodies including school proprietors etc. to arrive at at resumption date. Not to just announce one thing and the oga at the top/bottom would say another.
It shows a lack of organization and total lack of cooperation on the part of all involved.
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