| A man is stumbling thru d woods, totally drunk, wen he comes upon a pastor baptizing people in d river. He proceeds to walk into d water & bumps into d pastor. D pastor turns around & is almost overcome by d smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask d drunk, "Are u ready to find Jesus?"
d drunk answers, "Yes,I am."
So d preacher grabs him & dunks him in d water. He pulls him up & asks d drunk, "Broda hav u found Jesus?"
D drunk replies, "No."
D pastor, shocked at d answer, dunks him into d water again but for a little longer dis time. He pulls him out of d water & asks again, "Hav u found Jesus, my broda?"
D drunk again answers, "No i haven't."
By dis time, d pastor is at his wits end so he dunks d drunk in d water again - but dis time he holds him down for about 30 secs.
When d drunk begins kicking his arms & legs, d pastor pulls him up.
d pastor asked d drunk again, "For d luv of God, hav u found Jesus?" D drunk wipes his eyes & catches his breath & says to d pastor, "Are u sure dis is where he fell in? |
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