hahahaha nice one

72-year-old man goes for a
physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The
doctor says, 'Jerry, everything
looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are
you at peace with God?'
Jerry replies, 'God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it for when I get up
in the middle of the night to go to
the bathroom, *poof*!, the light
goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!,
the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the
doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor
calls Jerry's wife. ' Ginger ,' he
says, 'Jerry is doing fine but I
had to call you because I'm in
awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during
the night and *poof *!, the light
goes on in the bathroom, and
when he's done, *poof*! the light
goes off?'
'OH MY GOD!' Ginger
exclaims. 'He's peeing in the
fridge again!!!!'

A few days after Christmas, a
mother was working in the
kitchen listening to her young
son playing with his new
electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her
son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on,
get your asses in the train, cause
we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told
her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now
I want you to go to your room
and you are to stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you
come out, you may play with
your train, but I want you to
use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes
out of the bedroom and resumes
playing with his train. Soon the
train stopped and the mother
heard her son say, "All
passengers who are
disembarking from the train,
please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We
thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will
ride with us again soon." She
hears the little boy continue,
"For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all
of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope
you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us
today."
As the mother began to smile,
the child added, "For those of
you who are pissed off about
the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the bitch in the kitchen."

I'll need d help of a laughing gas on this one.

thanks man.

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Thanks y'all.

Thanks all.

hahaha. Thanks.

Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to
Okuokoko village
in Delta state for a convention. He
mounted the podium and started
preaching the gospel.  Barely 10
minutes into
the sermon, he noticed that the
congregation was not catching up
seriously. He called on the nearest
man
(Akpomiemie) and asked him why
they were looking blank.
Akpomiemie answered “sir, dem
no understand your big English".
 Reinhard Bonke thought for a
moment and then asked
Akpomiemie for assistance. This is
what ensued:
Reinhard Bonke : "As it is written in
the bible"
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for
bible side"
 Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered
the boat with his disciples"
 Akpomiemie : "Na im Jesus fall
inside canoe with him palles"
 Reinhard Bonke : "As the boat was
sailing there was a great storm"
 Akpomiemie : " As the canoe dey
remove na im yawa come gas"
 Reinhard Bonke : " the storm was
so great that it was like a  whirl
wind"
 Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so
tay kasala burst enter"
 Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples
became so afraid and they
shouted master master"
 Akpomiemie: "na im liver drop
him palles, dem begin  hala bros
bros"
 Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up
and calmed down the wind"
 Akpomiemie : "Na im Jesus rise
up come arrange the yawa"
  Reinhard Bonke : " He turned to
his disciples and said,  oh ye men
of little faith"
 Akpomiemie : “Na so Jesus look
him palles, shake him head say
UNA FALL MY HAND "
 Reinhard Bonke : “the disciples
replied and said what manner of
man is this?
 Akpomiemie : him palles come
hala say sho... Bro J, which
levels? ,
YOU BE WINSH?"

The new metro cop pulled a
speeder who was zipping down
Maple Avenue.
"Can I see your license and
registration, bub?", the cop
inquired.
"But officer," the fellow
started, "I can explain..."
"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the
officer. "You're going
downtown
and sit a while till the sarge gets
back."
"But, officer, I think you really
should know..."
"And I said to shut yer trap!
You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the cop looked
in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the sarge is
at his daughter's wedding.
He'll be in a good mood when he
gets back."
"Don't count on it," shot back the
sap in the cell. "I'm the groom."

AN elderly man lived alone in the
Irish countryside with only a pet
dog for company. One day the
dog died, and he went to the
parish priest and asked if he
would say a mass for his poor
departed pet. The priest replied:
"I'm afraid not; we cannot have
services for an animal in the
church. But there are some
Baptists down the lane."
"I'll go right away Father," the
man replied. "Do ya think $5000
is enough to donate to them for
the service?"
"Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
Why didn't ya tell me the dog
was Catholic?" the priest
exclaimed.

I'm glad you post this again cos i'm seeing it for the first time and mehn, OBJ will make good horror movie star.

Hahahaha and still laughing

thanks man

tanx man.

thanks

Dem agreement na to talk REAL story which means its for real.

tanx

lol