I Learnt that it is not Good for parent to use abusive word or curse their children because it might have a negative on the child in the nearest future. but some parent to abuse their children but the child still grew up to be great and fullied so what are  your opinions

Johnny is a very wise and funny young boy and a good listener too.
One day his teacher gave the class a test like this:
a) 7+5=
b) 19-8=
c) 8+8=

And Johnny wrote his answers:

a) 7+5= Jesus
b) 19-8= Jesus
c) 8+8= Jesus

After marking the test the teacher quite amused called Johnny and said: ‘Can you please explain to the class how you got
your answers’

Johnny stood up, smiled and said: ‘That’s very simple. In Bible school we’ve learnt that Jesus is the answer.’

huh

guys if a girl you dont like at all should make a move on you what would you do ? give her an outright no or would you just say yes so

you wont hurt her feelings?? what exactly would you do ??

How do you cope with celibacy with a partner you were segxwally active with 

Do you stay and love h/her in spite of the lack of s.e.x or do you leave h/her for someone who’d satisfy your se.xual needs

Now u open this because it says "American Visa".....sha sha....go away and read other real jokes. lol

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.

"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"

"A dog!" said Ricky.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie

 

9ce one

 

hahahaha

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2morrow

hahahaha

Na so one day. one civil servant an yin wife con wan travel,

so the man con travel b/4 de wife as in con richi di place in. wan send in wife message sa in don richi there an in don dey for one hotel.

so di man con send message, in no no say in make mistake send to another person so the message enter one woman phone when di woman just dey com from where then go beri in husband, as di woman enter house dey cry,

she con go check her phone say people go don dey send message, the first message when she read di wowan fent.as di son con go check in mother he see say di mother don fol for ground an de phone don fol, na so in con carry di phone con see the message.

"hello! honey, l got there saftly and l was greatly welcom, the jorney was so wonderful. I miss u overthere, l am expecting you to come and join me tomorow".

1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time".
2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends.
3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "please we haven't eaten in this area o!"
4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "don't you have any alcohol?
5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm.
6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.
7. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it.
8. You go to the dance floor and start "spraying" dollar notes.
9. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics.
10. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.
11. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you.
12. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks.
13. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served.
14. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept.
15. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women.
16. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!"
17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men.
18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones.
19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served.

A guy goes to visit his doctor. Here is the conversation that ensued.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery,

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor,  Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now ,  what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the patient replied.

The doctor fainted!

This has been an issue i've always wondered about? when is the right time for a man to call the bluff of a lady who is continuously playing hard-to-get? At what stage does it become ridiculous? comments pls

Thank you guys.....
but still kinda confuse