Yesus Kristus .... !!


I thought I was alone .... 

yeah right ... everything you guys aren't .... oh please spare me all that bull crap ...
 
... can't you just accept the fact that you are a womanizer and stop blaming a woman's attitude for your loose ways ...

so if you catch something cos yu was messing around with different women( supposedly trying to find a "perfect" one) ... you'll blame it on the fact that you just stated ... a real man indeed !!

... they are looking for the highway to hell ... lol

get up .... and stop felling !!

its a secret ... *sigh*

as usual ... lol 

... I hope you got her permission before rippn dis shiz off her blog ??

well ... if you are not something she wants ... does it make any sense getting married to her ?? ... not trying to cease an opportunity from a sister ... but she will have to cheat on you to get what she wants innit ?? ...

...pls jor ... I won't over-work my brain for you .... if you are normal ... I'm hoping you'll be thinking the same things I'll be thinking ... figure your situation out !!

@ d_man ... I hope he pays you for the translation oh ...

@ temi ... lol @ the judge who's telling you to be ashamed of yourself ...

the evil that men do live with them ... that man is sick and God will punish him!!

fierce

determined

dede ... na magic ...

mmadu kpasuru m iwe ebe a ... and I'm going to tell dat fool the state of his life and generations to come !!

eat chunky vomit and drink frothy diarrhea ...

oh ... and while you're at it ... stick your head in your butthole and stay in there for a week ... faggot !!

I hope your smelly aids infected butthole chokes you to death !!

lol ... ejo emabinu ...

sweet !! ... lmaaoooo

fag !!



temi ... Usain is the Jamaican dude that won the 100m in Beijing ... lol ... he won races yesterday too !!

ok ... I been away for too long ... now lemme put these lame ass ni99az in their place ...



I'd adjourned this lyrical slaughter for the right reason ...
your redundant bland rhymes .. I'm here to season ...
jus tryna lend this inssipid battle some flava ...
while I'm at it ... I'll establish my status ... No. 1 diva ...
now its time to get messy wit this absurd clowning ...  
I'll make sure y'all feel the cure I'm administering ...
Y'all claiming to be the baddest ain't got shit on me ...
I'll dissect you will my skills ... turn you into a mome ...
You can't tell what hit you cos yu in a daze ...
walking aimlessly like I dropped you in a maze ...
I'm on fire and setting up ma rhyme furnace ...
all ma haters are packed up and dumped in the fireplace ...
I'm the most lethal lyricist ...
more lethal than aids infected needles in ya wrist ...
the stench of your wack flows makes me choleric ...
its one thing to be worthless ... but y'all are imbecillic ...
imma purge y'all of this extreme insanity ...
that got y'all displaying so much abnormality ...
last time I checked ... y'all was rippin like shemales ...
but I got y'all on lock down cos I'm a femme fatale ...
I am nemesis ... and I get to take y'all down ...
and my mode of destruction has grown ...
ain't no need to duck fake ass losers ...
I'll diminish your existence like atomizers ...
tryin to diss me back is doom ...
cos I'll be back at yu wit a loud boom ...
be warned y'all fake ass wannabe's ...
if you can't spit ... this ain't yo place to be ...
deuces to the real mc's reppin ...
its stealth_biatch ... and I'm dipping !!


haha ... I bet y'all ddnt see dat coming ... holla !!

A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, “I am a taxi driver from Noo Yok Siddy.”
Suddenly the angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a cornucopia of fruits, cheeses and wine and lets him pass. The taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.
Next, the minister steps up to the angel and the angel hands him a wooden staff and some bread and water. The minister is very concerned and asks the angel, “That guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing! How can that be?”
The angel replies, “Up here we judge on results—all of your people sleep through your sermons—in his taxi, they pray.”

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I herby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life, smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.

The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."

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