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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / What is the best way to find true luv on the net on: 12-04-2009 04:27 PM
There is solution for everything.Many want to find husband or wife on the net.What is the best way?
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / No Wonder!...Naija on: 12-04-2009 04:16 PM
We have black gold.We have NEPA blackout . We are the highest consumer of  generating set in the world.Our green is dark green.We are in the dark continent.And we have black skin as they say.No wonder,we are the largest black nation on earth-so much of darkness with a promise of light.Or, what do u think?And again,we have so much of sunlight.What an irony!
3  Forum / Religion / Re: Is tattoo demonic? on: 8-04-2009 10:22 PM
Tatoo originated from the common tribal marks you know.Some tribes practice it up till date.The more sacred ones are inspired by cultist, then it spread to different places.Many innocent people have done it.But one bad thing is that in the future, most of them would want to deal with it.The more difficult ones need lacer operation to remove(very expensive).A lady made a tatoo with the name of her lover, but years later,  she married another guy.Up till date the tatoo is still on her.I wonder how her husband always feels about this.
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: I DONT WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN on: 8-04-2009 10:08 PM
Thanks for all your lovely replies. To know a man's desire and swings, give him the warmth and then the chills,you will surely find his point of equilibrium, and then,  swing within  the range of his taste-he would be happier you know how to entertain or comfort him.
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I DONT WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN on: 7-04-2009 12:31 PM
IN A CLASS ROOM ,A C.R.K TEACHER ASKED HIS PUPILS,"IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN STAND UP AND COME OUTSIDE. EVERYBODY STOOD UP  AND THEN WENT OUTSIDE. EXCEPT JAMES.THEN, THE TEACHER ASKED, 'WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN? AND JAMES ANSWERED, 'MY FATHER SAID I SHOULD COME HOME IMMEDIATELY AFTER CLOSING"
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / The Best Way To Fall In Love on: 7-04-2009 11:35 AM
The best way to fal in love is to fall in love with yourself, and then, you can fall truly in love with others, otherwise, you will end up standing in love, on your feet, ready to run when challenges come.You wouldnt be able to stand the rain.

How can you know the true meaning of love when you hate yourself? But be careful not to fall wrongly so that you dont break your teeth.We will always love to see you smile with sparkling set of teeth.
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB FOUR TIMES STILL NO ADMISSION on: 6-04-2009 10:41 PM
well,there is still hope.but you hav 2 b true with yourself.have yu been trying only unijamb?if yes,then try poly jamb.also,you must make sure that you are not trying to become a medical doctor simply bcos jack or chioma is a medical student.study what you can handle.go and register again,but try and change some of your regular pattern.maybe you can handle economics easily instead of accounting,or physics,or government.find the place of your strenght.and if its true,and thats your picture,you look like somone who is intelligent.thank God you said you always pass.

And always remember to pray.give special sacrificial offering just for that and believe it.wen you need somthing big,sow big seed
you will smile.u are not alone in this train.some have written umpteen times,and their shares can buy dangote's companies,but its in the hands of jamb.
Please get admission this year
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB FOUR TIMES STILL NO ADMISSION on: 6-04-2009 10:40 PM
well,there is still hope.but you hav 2 b true with yourself.have yu been trying only unijamb?if yes,then try poly jamb.also,you must make sure that you are not trying to become a medical doctor simply bcos jack or chioma is a medical student.study what you can handle.go and register again,but try and change some of your regular pattern.maybe you can handle economics easily instead of accounting,or physics,or government.find the place of your strenght.and if its true,and thats your picture,you look like somone who is intelligent.thank God you said you always pass.

And always remember to pray.give special sacrificial offering just for that and believe it.wen you need somthing big,sow big seed
you will smile.u are not alone in this train.some have written umpteen times,and their shares can buy dangote's companies,but its in the hands of jamb.
Please get admission this year
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB FOUR TIMES STILL NO ADMISSION on: 6-04-2009 10:35 PM
well,there is still hope.but you hav 2 b true with yourself.have yu been trying only unijamb?if yes,then try poly jamb.also,you must make sure that you are not trying to become a medical doctor simply bcos jack or chioma is a medical student.study what you can handle.go and register again,but try and change some of your regular pattern.maybe you can handle economics easily instead of accounting,or physics,or government.find the place of your strenght.and if its true,and thats your picture,you look like somone who is intelligent.thank God you said you always pass.

And always remember to pray.give special sacrificial offering just for that and believe it.wen you need somthing big,sow big seed
you will smile.u are not alone in this train.some have written umpteen times,and their shares can buy dangote's companies,but its in the hands of jamb.
Please get admission this year
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB FOUR TIMES STILL NO ADMISSION on: 6-04-2009 10:32 PM
well,there is still hope.but you hav 2 b true with yourself.have yu been trying only unijamb?if yes,then try poly jamb.also,you must make sure that you are not trying to become a medical doctor simply bcos jack or chioma is a medical student.study what you can handle.go and register again,but try and change some of your regular pattern.maybe you can handle economics easily instead of accounting,or physics,or government.find the place of your strenght.and if its true,and thats your picture,you look like somone who is intelligent.thank God you said you always pass.

And always remember to pray.give special sacrificial offering just for that and believe it.wen you need somthing big,sow big seed
you will smile.u are not alone in this train.some have written umpteen times,and their shares can buy dangote's companies,but its in the hands of jamb.
Please get admission this year
11  Forum / Religion / Re: Is it a sin not to pay tithe to the church in christian faith? on: 6-04-2009 04:23 PM
Well, thats quite a good one.Its sin and not sin.Most at times we think God is broke...He is not.  He wants us to enjoy the principle of 'sowing and reaping'.

Sometimes we warn kids not to do somethings, and even beat them.But its for their good .The same applies to tithing;its a necessity-you reap the reward.It used to be a sinful thing, but now it is more of self-punishment than sin if u dont pay.God has enough, he wants us to make things go round with a good heart of love-you know.Money makes the world go round.For in due season you shall reap a bounteous harvest .Yet money is not everything,though it is something.You can pay in different ways.But its all about you,us and not God
Tithe paying is worth what it is meant for.Its for our own good.
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Widowest on: 6-04-2009 05:06 AM
QUESTION AND ANSWER SECTION


English lecturer:If your father died and left your mother what would she be called?

Campus Boys and Girls:Widow

English Lecturer:Wonderful! Clap for yorselves!

Campus Boys and Girls:kpa kpa   -  kpa kpa kpa  -  kpa!

English Lecturer:Now, what if your mother died, what would your father be called?

Campus Boys and Girls:Widower

English Lecturer:Beautiful!Clap for yourselves!

Campus Boys and Girls:Kpa kpa   -  kpa kpa kpa  -  kpa!

Finally,if your both parents died ,what would you be called?

Campus Boys and Girls:Widowest!

English Lecturer:What? Uwaka!   Uwaki ! Uwakiest!...Nonesense!
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / The Absence of Puberty on: 6-04-2009 04:41 AM
The absence of puberty at times inspires love-seekers to recreate the moment as though they are still in the season .This influence both men and women alike to  behave below their roles.
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Sometimes, you just can't blame us all; it could be due to some influences we had due to our growing up.Some had the best moment of their lives only at puberty, hence they subconsciously keep wishing, willing and walking on the
path till time, or, another hard or sweet experience changes them .This can lead to flirting, unseriousness, sustained youthful exuberance and waywardness etc.

We all at some points in our lives sustained what we shouldnt.Its just like some sweet memories that have gone,or bitter ones.We sit down in different moments to feed on them ,we wonder if we
will ever find them again,or escape them as the case may be.And whenever we find such opportunity, even though it hurts, we just jump at it and keep riding til our hearts are broken.It is caused by familiarity blindness.We are too familiar with those situations.

Who doesn't like good things or sweet memories?
But the best thing is to let go the past.Release yourself or Forgive yourself if its necessary.There are better days ahead.

Look forward.There would be a new sun again.

Behaving like the past would only keep you in the past.
Better days will come!

This is all for you that need this.
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Who Go Woo Who?Man Or Woman? on: 12-01-2009 11:22 PM
PIKIN:Papa, I think na  woman suppose to WOO man?

PAPA:Shut up!Na so you think say man slack reach?

Abi na because your mama tell you say na she open mouth talk say she like me, just because she know say me i know fit talk am that time?

PIKIN:But papa,why you no fit talk am?

PAPA:I say shut up.You too dey talk.That time i no well na him make.

PIKIN:Haba papa,you mean say you dey sick for four good years?

PAPA:Kai! No be  sickness wey doctor fit kill.The sickness dey make fear catch person and him heart go dey pound and sweat go dey komot for him body anytime e want to talk to woman.

PIKIN:But daddy,dat one na long story.I know why mama woo you make wuna marry.

PAPA:Ehn!You no dey hear.O k , Why?

PIKIN:Ok, the time wey God make Adam, Adam no fit tell Eve say him like her,he come do wayo give her name say WOO MAN, so dat make she woo am (since e be man).Na the same thing happen with you and mama.Na him make dem call them WOOMEN so dat na dem go woo me and you baba.

PAPA:Good  pikin.You see, i understand that one tey tey dat is why i no first tell your mama say i love am.
Thank you for reminding me,my wise pikin.Your mama no fit laf me again.Na God make am like that.
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: can i mary someone olderthan me on: 9-01-2009 04:24 AM
Does love has age?Dont we all know that love,like pure water soothes and neutralizes our differences in every aspect of our lives ?Is it not a sort of elixir to our wanting hearts ,souls and flesh?

see,if true love is in both of your hearts,and you are both compatible;trust,maturity and the gut to shun gossipy eyes and lips favour you,why not jump into the waters of true love and let it carry you both away -to Paris or Paradise...where ever,but let it be after all the variables have been considered.If love will hurt u,if fear and prying eyes will deplete your love 4 your lover,then you are not good enough go forth.Let the love be true-not for selfish gains-i promise you,you would make Paris in your hearts.

Go get more advice.Most especially from those who know the person,and it must be advice from a good person.

Better days will smile on you.Ipromise.
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: PLease is God Black or White? on: 9-01-2009 03:59 AM
God is not black nor white.If H e is black,he would favour Africans, if He is white,He would favour the Americans,the Europeans,Asians,the Arabians,the Australians-you name it.

Since He is PERFECT,if He must have a colour,it must be colour beyond our perception.Afterall,He is exceedingly far beyond what we can imagin.Dont you know there are colors we cant see and sounds we cant hear because of their frequenct?Hence theer are lots of things beyond us.Afterall,it is said we  humans use less than 10% of our IQ.No wonder we see less than 10% of colours, love, beauty,happiness God,vibration of waves etc.The colour of God is LOVE,PERFECT.PERFECT.PERFECT.Thats why he loves you and me.Happy New Year, and happy divine colour discovery.

Be Happy!
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