English lecturer:If your father died and left your mother what would she be called?
Campus Boys and Girls:Widow
English Lecturer:Wonderful! Clap for yorselves!
Campus Boys and Girls:kpa kpa - kpa kpa kpa - kpa!
English Lecturer:Now, what if your mother died, what would your father be called?
Campus Boys and Girls:Widower
English Lecturer:Beautiful!Clap for yourselves!
Campus Boys and Girls:Kpa kpa - kpa kpa kpa - kpa!
Finally,if your both parents died ,what would you be called?
Campus Boys and Girls:Widowest!
English Lecturer:What? Uwaka! Uwaki ! Uwakiest!...Nonesense!
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